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[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

“History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes”

The (Micro)Strategy blowup will start the bear market capitulation and thus mark the bottom to launch a new bull cycle by the end of 2026.

[Strategy @Strategy]

$STRC rate stretched to 10.50%. For those who like money.

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Wonder if he got one of those phone calls 😂

[Mike Alfred @mikealfred]

The move from $16,000 to $126,000 to $60,000 was not a full cycle move. It was just a re-basing before the actual bull run. The actual bull run will take us from $60,000 to at least the $315,000 area. It will correspond with an actual economic and business cycle. Newbs will see.

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Football isn't football anymore when the referee decides he's the main character. A UCL FINAL and we're talking about the referee. In the second half it seemed to be one rule for one, another rule for the other, that's not officiating. Sort it out.

[ＧＲＥＡＴ ＧＯＯＮＥＲ @alexAFC__]

Can you feel it 😅

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

How it feels to scroll the timeline after your team wins a premier league

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

But it’s may

[Mark P @tuckers35]

I’ve had enough of football

Ive had enough of inept officials on the pitch and in the VAR

VAR state that its handball

Ref over rules and says it’s a perfectly good goal

The game is officially gone

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

You can clearly tell it’s not London and the admin knows this too but he’s also aware he’ll get engagement and you can see in the comments the amount of people that just go along with it because they’re blind

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇬🇧 Grok Says this is near London, it looks like England with its famous Centuries Old Red Brick.

He was bored, so decided to destroy it.

You all see the problem here right?

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Constantly antagonising people, then acts like a victim when people react

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

I don’t wear body armour anymore. London is still dangerous
The reason is I carry pork all the time for safety 😂

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Looks like we’re doing a swoop on the Bressert with gold, silver, and the miners. So once a low is in, expect a disappointing correction up, with further downside thereafter

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Oh no

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Very oversold...

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

$SPX and $NDQ both at the 200DMA with a cycle low due, high probability it could be a low and we see a bounce only for a left translated daily cycle as we head into a ICL

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

There’s this one guy I follow that’s a influencer in the markets and he tends to stay too bullish for too long even when his bearish thesis is right

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

@trader1sz @TylerDurden ‘I was just always brainwashed at first’ geezer doesn’t realise he’s still blinded lmao

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Now we getting 10am pumps lol

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

I’m sure Jane Street would find a way lol

[Luke Martin @VentureCoinist]

Bitcoin is real estate that fits in your pocket and can't be bombed.

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

You see how uneducated these people are? They follow the media blindly without doing any research of their own. I mean the answer is pretty obvious

[Ran Neuner @cryptomanran]

Why would Iran hit the UAE?

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Is HMRC doing this because they know they can make an insane amount on CGT and want to prevent people from buying Bitcoin in a tax wrapper? Kinda predatory if you ask me!

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🇬🇧 NEW: UK investors will be unable to buy crypto products in their ISAs from April after HMRC reclassified crypto ETNs to a wrapper that no mainstream platform currently offers.

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

@CyclesFan @sebgdj Lmao you need a history lesson bruv and stop being so ignorant, seek knowledge and aspire to be better. That tweet alone shows you’re nothing but ignorance

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

Bitcoin so weak it can’t even get a sustained bounce going

[Asleep Machine @asleep_machine]

@mindofprospect Actually perplexed by the comments. People really don’t understand how easy it is to make mayo. It literally takes 5 minutes lol