Asmarina

Lean. Mean. Victoria’s Secret Machine. (JK. I’m just mean and slim thicc.) Also referred to as the “Black Kardashian”. #blardashian #rantsmarina

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Y’all talkin bout y’all won’t fight over dick but y’all be fighting over celebs online all the time ….somebody lying 🤔

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

and on top of that tell me you can't connect me with a supervisor because of high volume ...

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

@lufthansa is HOT GARBAGE. NEVER booking with them again. How are you going to take my money for a ticket change WEEKS before the departure incl. a confirmed status on the booking and then the night before tell me the ticket isn't valid?

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

turn my birthday into a lifestyle.

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

I’d just like to make very clear that I would never wear Ray Ban’s ...

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

“Black + Independent: Navigating the Music Industry” with W Dublin. Tuesday, Feb 9 at 17:30 CST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! https://t.co/2RwX4D6vEI

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

😬

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Lana Del Rey..... I love her but no she did not say “my best friends are rappers & my ex boyfriends were rappers” making it seem that rappers are a ethnicity

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

@CandiceBenbow Yup - we doing this on clubhouse or what?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

HNY Noel love you long time 2021 is our year c’mon you know LG x

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

@khloekardashian A psychological thriller called the 2020 US Election. Not a fan thus far. Would not recommend.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Breaking my twitter silence to share some beauty. This was one of my final texts from the brilliant & once-in-lifetime talent, @chadwickboseman - take this in & celebrate life. He knew how precious every moment was. Tonight the Heavens received one of its most powerful angels.

[Lureena Cornwell @makesgoodsoup]

Zoë Kravitz addressing Hulu’s cancellation of High Fidelity

[sharine taylor @shharine]

My favourite part of "WAP" is that it promotes women articulating sexual agency, prowess, desires, demands and autonomy, and it's also getting men upset.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

FUCK

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Candace Owens wants me to stand with her against Black Lives Matter. It’s too much irony for my poor brain to process

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

@loveislandusa and will their banter be as solid as that of every UK cast?

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

@loveislandusa what do you reckon the average age for male season 2 candidates will be? Need to make sure it’s worth me making an ass of myself ...

[Asmarina @asmarinalo]

I think I’m going to start tweet ranting again.