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licensed educated guesser

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[goose @asmollz]

@dinosaurs1969 crazy not to consider the potato that flew around her room before you came, and rude of you not to excuse the mess it made

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Inside an amethyst geode
https://t.co/FWGSU62WTs

[goose @asmollz]

@libsoftiktok wont get me to churn on them

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

When the total is already $182.85 and they ain't even scanned the meat yet

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The power, the beauty and the colours of a breaking wave

[Dr. TopNotchBiscuits, MD Skippy Bimbo 1️⃣6️⃣ @mommypenny1971]

Cleveland Halloween

[goose @asmollz]

@UrReaching @NEO_Scan using “jerkbait” ?

[goose @asmollz]

@DailyLoud @Browns

[goose @asmollz]

@crackcobain__ @stunnnajay are we sure he wasn’t talking about pizza rolls

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

My career's coming together. My purpose is becoming clearer & clearer. My circle's beautiful. My life is thriving. I am so grateful to be present & to be healthy. I am so grateful to have people rooting for me as I chase my dreams. Life is amazing. I am choosing positivity.

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

Y’all be like “why you 28 in college” acting confused cause you gave up on yo life at 22. Watch out man.

[danlet @evildanevil]

Im pregnant. with concepts and ideas

[goose @asmollz]

@_PowerOfWord_ @KEEMSTAR what if the man’s last name is shitstack?

[goose @asmollz]

@UrReaching @DuxJones @SneakerNews by 3:45 i made twenty four sev

[goose @asmollz]

you fr need an oxygen tank and 2 cans of febreze just to drive into cleveland

[goose @asmollz]

@DatZeez @CarterAntFan @JoeTakeLs @Emmmyalluu @DailyLoud this has become a debate of the english language

[goose @asmollz]

@WukaDaDon @AyooTexanNation @DailyLoud if you’re nutting raw it’s your fault too 🤣 but yeah that’s the problem w women today 💯

[goose @asmollz]

@AyooTexanNation @DailyLoud sometimes the hero gotta be the villain

[goose @asmollz]

@AyooTexanNation @DailyLoud bro look at what her baby daddy is doing 💀