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[g @34rths]

When my best friend acknowledges me as her best friend too

[ASM @asmtweeting]

@mankoochie Color me surprised when I asked my professor of Egyptian Arabic if men were openly singing to their male loved ones (we’re talking songs from the 70s/80s)….. he was like yeah queen sure 😀

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.

[New York Post @nypost]

World Cup star Jude Bellingham’s Calvin Klein ad is NYC’s hottest traffic hazard https://t.co/W5sVH7hFFv

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

Women are so full of love and so low on iron.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Clever! Woman Becomes Lawyer Just to See How Courtroom Artists Would Draw Her

[(c'est un L) ل🇲🇦 @lbntmnfes]

zohran mamdani is my mayor and abdul el-sayed is my senator
📍paris, france

[🍸🐆 @itscelyunique]

“first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” #Midterms2026

[🐻‍❄️⁷ @userbfIy]

so invested in abdul el sayed winning you’d think ive at least been to michigan once

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan’s Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the Day:  ÁILLEÁNACH (Irish) - an attractive and yet useless man.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jude Bellingham for Calvin Klein.

(First look via PEOPLE)

[ASM @asmtweeting]

reached the point where I’m able to translate poems from egyptian arabic to english 📣 next step buying a condo in Zamalek

[Romain Herreros @Romain_Herreros]

La France compte 2,4 sociologues pour 100 000 habitants, contre 13,1 au Danemark et 4,1 au Royaume-Uni.
Mais ils ont manifestement tous emménagé dans les têtes des professionnels du sophisme.

[Emergency 🌷 @X_sun_ny]

Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either:

- toddler-level (“thingy”)
- Pulitzer Prize finalist (“existential dissonance”)

There is no in-between.

[Mish @yvesleaks]

on twitter at the club

[@Franklin💫 @_wavyfranklin]

5 mins before joining the meeting that I scheduled with my own free will

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

POV: You slept 3 hours and still came to work

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

guess who woke up at the beach today? thats right, the fish. because I’m at work rn.

[ASM @asmtweeting]

we had an ice breaker session at work and when I was asked about what makes me a better professional I said “being an older sister to brothers” 🥹 my babies I swear