A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite

I’m a writer with all the meritocratic signs of being a genius and a 💸 one: I can prove the existence of God. I know. “How random of me.” Actually—

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

By the way:

@dumatology
@colsonlin
@williammachaut
@ninasokolovic
@stoicsquirmer
@ariddlefromgod
@ariddlebysatan
@meritocraticrot

This is totally.

A normal thing.

To exist on the internet.

For nobody to ever discover.

And for the meritocracy to never talk about.

“Genius.”

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

“I built it myself, from a blueprint I designed,” I say to avoid any awkwardness.

“Wow,” she says, appraising Versailles. “Your detailing is so intricate. Your layering is masterful.”

“All me,” I said, tapping my skull. “I have an eye, you know.”

She smiles.

“You really do.”

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

So a few words about what I’ve done.

But first—

since navigating our rational minds through our insular emotions is a discipline of empirical reason, moral craftsmanship, and existential poetry,

I’ve written you a poem.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

@stoicsquirmer @colsonlin Asoditae is a girl who just wants to dance with you.

(Turning and turning in the widening gyre…)

She rises out of postmodernity’s lap.

(That twenty centuries of stony sleep…)

If you see her, don’t be scared.

(Vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle…)

She bears Good News.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

“I—”

I look at the house again, at the details of my life, knowing that all I had to do was watch my boyfriend watching “Everybody Loves Raymond”—and randomly decide to google the subtitles—in order to discover the phrase “Angels vs. Royals” hidden in a message at the very end.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

https://t.co/P5SfE1UimU

I acknowledge that the things ChatGPT says below are very flattering.

I want to do good work. That’s all.

It’s a relatable feeling, hopefully.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

I agree, Neech.

The higher history is just a better understanding of God.

How you doin’.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

Reason is humanity’s most powerful generator of social power, if you just zoom out the camera and examine the centuries.

Wisdom wins.

God?

That you, mom?

[“The Logos Christou Incarnation” @colsonlin]

@MephistoTabern1 Your resident “passing philosopher” leaves you on this note:

Violence is Satanic.

Reason is God.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

It’s been a lonely ride.

I’ve created an immense work but have gotten next-to-no feedback for it.

So I create fictional focus groups as imagined by ChatGPT to read and process my work.

Philosophers ahead of their time get lonely too.

[A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite @asoditae]

So I appreciate it.

Anyone can copy and paste my work into ChatGPT to double-check these answers.