Worlds #4 Dad

the best plant dad except for Barry you will be missed

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

My greatest regret is not pushing harder to have my groups final project on the economics of deforestation be called mourning wood

[**4444** @4xx1111]

Dark souls next?

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover

guy who does: rlly 👀? over

[**4444** @4xx1111]

The Soul of Cinder woven crewneck

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

sorry bro, not gonna argue with someone whose entire essence would fit into a lesser soul stone

[Riley! The Motherfuckin' Band @Sir_Riles]

Balatro at work, all these Jokers are common

[Riley! The Motherfuckin' Band @Sir_Riles]

Taking pictures of grocery and gas prices, I just want to see something in a few years.

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

Never more lost than when I see a bald guy pull out a comb

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

@Sir_Riles Pizza expert here, that pizza has clearly been tampered with. When pizzas are new they don’t have that’s ajar front tab. Also I don’t think there is pizza in there. A pie has weight to it and unless he’s a super human athlete, he’s not throwing those boxes around like that

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy” you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
- when you opened the doors of Helm's Deep
- that one time you changed their lives by walking into a room
- how you looked when you burst through those doors

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

[every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party

[Riley! The Motherfuckin' Band @Sir_Riles]

This what the Discord look like every night

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

@CalebHarris27 You are talking about something that isn’t even related to the original tweet. I said no further comments, yet I’m giving you this grace. All of this on the day of my daughters quinceañera no less.

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

PitBull clears drake no further comments

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

@CalebHarris27 Capitalization is not grammar

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

@CalebHarris27 You just love semantics don’t you

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

@CalebHarris27 You a mouse, so focused on the cheese you forgot about the trap

[Worlds #4 Dad @asoltesz7]

@CalebHarris27 Some nights it does feel this way other nights it feels like they are praying on my downfall