Caleb

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[🏳️‍🌈stickydacat🏳️‍⚧️ @stickydacat]

I said "lowkirkenuinely" at the register to my wife and a clerk nearby nearly broke his neck to look at me like this

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Caleb @CalebHarris27]

Idk what I was trying to cook up this morning but it came out as a Joyce Manor song

[eshan @eshanbetrabet]

A sleeper agent in Ukraine just got activated

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

I miss when celebrities didn't know how to use the internet properly and ended up creating ultra gems by accident

[fact pervert @robot_rock]

One time at a hc show the singer told me to "kill my entire family Chris Benoit style"

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[outfit repeater @bat_faced]

The 27 packets of diablo taco bell sauce got the landlord special this is my 9/11

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

i like some of the gaga songs, wtf does she know about airbending

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Micheal Bloomberg never been that close to a minority in his entire life

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Guys you won’t f*cking believe what I just found

[Caleb @CalebHarris27]

@AlDelPriore I can’t believe adults like this exist and I can’t believe my algorithm threw this guy at me, multiple times

[ji ৻ꪆ @intrinsicji]

tay keith fuck these niggas butts

[2007 suffocation tour t shirt @xsaddestdayx]

See I found this again and where the fuck do I buy it

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid