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[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

bunch of losers @DPR_RI

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Funny how ppl on Tiktok love comparing padel to tennis and saying padel sucks and it's made for ppl who failed at tennis—like, wow, sorry people are actually getting off the couch and being active. God forbid more folks start enjoying sports, right? 🤭🤭

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

@reyneriqbal HAHAHAHA no shit sherlock, I laughed more than I should

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Danantara mau launching, orang2 pada ribut utk tarik uang di bank2 BUMN..
sebenernya konsepnya ga gitu sih, duit2 nasabahnya ga akan dipake buat investasi Danantara. Buzzer2 kalo kasih info suka misleading dan fear mongering. Netizen nya jg gak cari tahu dulu lgsg panik

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

@reyneriqbal wkwkw manage expectation ya konsepnya, semoga aja yg terlibat di Danantara emang orang yg pny proven track record 🤭 kadang program pemerintah itu kaya tredmill, cepet bgt jalan terus miting terus tp disitu2 aja 🤭

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

@bhres_ hahaha berdoa aja dulu kl bisa arahnya bener kaya Temasek 🙏🙏 good move tp gatau eksekusinya sebagus rencananya apa ngga 🤭 we'll see

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Ya semoga Danantara benar bisa jadi Temasek, bukan kaya 1MDB 🤟🤭

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Hhhhh Indonesia negeriku orangnya lucu-lucu, emg pemerintah itu cerminan dr rakyatnya wkwk.

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Back to 5 days WFO, and I'm already feeling the strain. Flexible working arrangement was proven effective—why the shift tho...... (?)

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

@jen9yu_k baim wong kak, padahal pas pilpres aktif bgt 🤭

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

@whatzzit00ya RISSPEKKKKK MBA! 🔥🔥🔥

[regina phalange @whatzzit00ya]

Bersih-bersih sampah botol di area demo today, for bersih-bersih rezim oligarki tomorrow #kawalkeputusanMK

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

But I admit those shope* affiliate links kinda kill the fun

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Enjoying Twitter (or X) better than Thr*ads. Whether it's the hilarious memes, the thought-provoking discussions, or the unexpected hidden gems in trending hashtags. It's where I come for laughter and an escape from ppl's ig story

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Stealing memes is actually the main reason 😂

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

gen z language is really something... #cantrelate

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Yg punya utang, yuk bayar utang dulu sebelom war tiket 🤭

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@txtdrkuliner Cobain IKOSE di Cipete Raya!! Plis

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

First timer-potent retinol-user. Wish me luck ✨

[ASONDAKH @asondakh_]

Udah pd mudik jalanan kosong bgt ya Lord seneng bgt