🇦🇷 Ko

full time nerd, part time bro @[email protected]

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees i’m obsessed with the ep of THE FIFTY where he climbs to the top of Whitney with a pair of skis and then has baby’s first ever anxiety experience because he suddenly remembers he doesn’t know how to ski

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees you are the best to ever do it

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@EliMcCann this is how i found out winston’s still missing and now i’m sad too???

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees have you seen the videos of the Sabres wandering around all over the place in those things

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees every quote i’ve heard from him is so good

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@ChappellTracker even op’s thread ends with asking why people are so loathe to let their kids out of their sight, as if a big part of the answer isn’t pretty obvious lol

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

this is my absolute most favorite film complaint I’ve ever seen

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

mark rothko's paintings and studies in color are beautiful and ahead of their time, but he was always limited by the physical medium of canvas, brush, and paint

now thanks to generative AI we can finally predict what rothko could have created if he had access to modern computers

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees there’s gotta be other words left in the dictionary to trademark?

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@crawsley people told me i was ancient when i was a 20 year old freshman that thought handfuls of dry cereal was a meal lol

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees and is he still alive or?

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees he is truly everyone’s designated friend

[Clarisse Loughrey @clarisselou]

this is the vibe im trying to cultivate

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@hebennigatu justice for the edamame tofu nuggets

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

this is the contents of every other text between two guys who live in the rockies

[paige @BonerWizard]

New plums ice box poem just dropped

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

@mmsees every word of this sentence has a threatening aura

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

i’ve walked the dog in those shoes. yes they’re seven inches too long and make me look like i’m the person sized duck of legends. but i have a strong personality?? insane to doubt my abilities

[🇦🇷 Ko @asorspeaks]

lrt my mom saw me wearing her clown shoe sized orange slides the other day and was like omg you’re gonna TRIP and DIE. girl wym. i’m adapted to my natural environment???