Alessandra Souers

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I’m Starting to Accept It’s Not Butter

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nobody will make eye contact with me in the Costco food court

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@bburgpolice Is carting your emotional support python around on errands with you something you would say is… frowned upon?

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GA4 more like Gee-I-Forsake my career ✌🏼 y'all be bless

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@emilyryantweets I don’t think I’ve ever had a case where a significant drop like this wasn’t related to a single domain group. It’s helpful for knowing which deliverability data to pull/troubleshoot and also to limit your audience accordingly if needed. Godspeed 🫡

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All I’m saying is I stopped reading books when a personal pan pizza was no longer in it for me

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all these snaptockGPT filters and I still can't get excel to recognize "Jul. 3, 2022" as a date

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Buttonholer? Hardly sew ‘er

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@heathr_robbins me too

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do you say it like read receipt or read receipt

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@kathryngrayson But let me know if you want to read all the poems and songs about my dogs, I’m sure they’d be so interesting to you

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@kathryngrayson I care about the concepts though! So that I can steal them! Like “I got ChatGPT to write a winning grant application” or whatever

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in my french seam era

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@doozerblake Ty I will check in with Tom Brady

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This weather feels like I should be falling in love with somebody. Who’s available

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@weswinham let’s just say… a source familiar with the situation

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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@saucypeeps this is the best day of my life

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we did it, joe

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@Kateness8 ✍️ infinity ✍️ stones. Thank you I’m on it