Alex spalding

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

GIBAAYYYYY

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

@usfbulls69 Throw a broom at them. They will split quick.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

how i’m gonna sleep tonight knowing that i live in the usa and not belgium

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

@jspalding79 Tommy D!

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

@RaminNasibov Noon

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

@MrBeast 1 million

[Jillian Anderson @Jillie_Alexis]

250 years ago, England blew a 13 colony lead. 🇺🇸

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

if you're a democrat, I don't care

if you're a republican, I don't care

if you're not rooting for USMNT like your life depends on it even though you normally don't give a shit about soccer, go fuck yourself

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

as a soccer fan of 3 weeks it is unforgivable what these refs are doing to our beautiful game

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 BREAKING — The couple seen atop the Empire State Building have been IDENTIFIED as Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus.

The couple released a Netflix documentary in 2024 called "Skywalkers: A Love Story."

They supposedly " Found Love Thousands of feet in the sky, illegally scaling the world’s tallest buildings."

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[Marc Weinberg @MarcWeinbergWX]

The official "can opener" count since I-65 shutdown is 33.

[Rick Pitino @RealPitino]

Tough day but we love this lady so much and will never forget Kenny Klein. Life can be so difficult for so many, but love endures.

[UNCLE Larry @unclelarry1952]

The can opener is the 8th wonder of the world peeps😂😂👍 becoming a household point if conversations around the country. L' S up and cards4eva ♥️💯🩸.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

10 years ago:

A McChicken was $1
A dozen eggs were $1.50
A Chipotle burrito was $6.50
Netflix was $9
A full tank of gas was $35
Rent was $1,400
A used Honda was $10,000

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

“AI is gonna take your job”

I’d like to see AI mix a shitty batch of concrete and tell the apprentice to secretly bury it in the homeowner’s garden

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

@0rangeChevrolet @usfcardsfan Only took me three weeks to total it at 16 years old.

[Alex spalding @aspalding29]

@0rangeChevrolet @usfcardsfan