alex

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[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

13 going on 30 literally raised me, of course i think the sexiest thing a woman could possibly do is be in her 30s. the sexiest decade, the cuntiest and most exciting time in a girl’s life… i’ve been waiting for it all my life, age shaming could never work on me

[lilium @pukeirl]

being a girl with bangs is harder than serving in the military I’ve been through more than them

[alex @asperez__]

The devil knows I look better with a sun tan and wants me to suffer for it

[alex @asperez__]

No way I found out I have a precancerous mole right when the UV is finally going up

[priya @realmfpriya]

fake idgafer i saw you reconnecting with nature to get over it

[alex @asperez__]

But who knows

[777 @dessszn]

on some shit jehova hasn't witnessed

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the Planet Fitness CEO try to cancel their membership.

[b @twunkez]

how it feels knowing we have daylight savings this week

[alex @asperez__]

Dracula should’ve been 8hrs long

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

i can’t believe i’m someone’s cool weird sexy older sister

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

Ain got nun left in me but assault and battery

[folake aina @f0lake]

he just fucked the city up im actually sick