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We’re about Houston sports here, all hail king Tuck!

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@ChaffuDollaSign I see it, but it’s crazy how much better it’s getting, it’s no longer just a quick glance and you come to the determination that it’s AI.

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I love Houston, just traded a cigarette for an upgrade to a large fry in the drive thru. Everyone’s a winner

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My boy spaghetti! I won’t say he’s my favorite because he’ll be traded, but I like having him on the team

[Houston Astros @astros]

7 Ks for Arrighetti tonight.

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@Lalo11127476 @astros @DaikinPark @CocaCola Really guy? Just had Memorial Day, theres Veterans Day Independence Day. I can guarantee there were quite a few queer folk who fought for you to be so intolerant

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@ChaffuDollaSign @SAnon127 I remember homelander being surprised when butchers wife came up pregnant with his kid, “I thought I couldn’t procreate” or something like that.

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@barmand99 @ScottAlan19315 @astros @MethodistHosp I get what you’re saying. But you have to be able to move runners around at least. It seems everyone is looking for a big hit when a blooper or hard hit to a gap will suffice.

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@ChaffuDollaSign I feel like I heard they were about to discontinue it. I guess it couldn’t keep up with the dodge counterparts. Also I think Chevy has devoted more resources to the corvettes.

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@ChaffuDollaSign But are their last names Kardashian or Jenner? Then why would the common folk care?

[Slightly Plus EV @SlightlyPlusEV]

Loving the new $5 Meal Deal for only $6.49 @McDonalds

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Wtf?

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

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@ChaffuDollaSign Dude, I got a beer at the UH football game last year through the “self market” not even an employee in sight and the self checkout screen had the audacity to have a tip option. Of course I didn’t but the leave a tip thing has really gotten out of control

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You know I keep that wang on me

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This is still a thing?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY’ Season 13.

“The return of Jessica Lange!”

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@Elonlostimback @ughfinewhatever @moll11y @samtrayter And a shit ton of snow, just saw this picture from the blizzard they had recently

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@ChaffuDollaSign A table I waited on a long time ago went on a rant about how he’s from Mexico and they don’t use yellow cheeses in their authentic cuisine. Granted a lot of “Mexican” food here is always labeled as Tex-mex.

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@ChaffuDollaSign Yep, that’s just the media now. I was so happy when this previous election season ended. Felt like all the ads were just talking down on their opponent, never mentioned what their plans actually were.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

i’m too lazy to do anything more than the “open relationship” type of polyamory but i bet having 3 girlfriends and making them come to karaoke with you and do the “oh-wha-oh”s in video killed the radio star is so awesome. if any of you guys have 3 girlfriends i hope you do this

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@jmllwng Not my favorite, you really gotta like olives to enjoy one. I stand with take it or leave it as far as olives go