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shitposting

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@makomafu_ When I was 13, my mom found gay porn in my browser history and we had a talk about it. When she found my shotacon incest manga a year later, she just sent me a message telling me where she’d put it lmao
She also watched hunter x hunter with me bc I have a lot killua merch

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

I’m sorry

[anne @milkoosagi]

black butler interaction tweet!! there're obviously not all characters but i tried to fit as many as possible

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@fadedthrealdude @DUDE_OMG67 I’m a sexual degenerate
Sorry

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

In a couple of days, I’ll see his reaction to the fact that I’m shotacon though something tells me he either won’t give a damn, or he’ll tease me about it for the rest of my life

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

i’m literally a fucking saint 😭

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

my friend was like ew & i was like “can we PLEASE just go home”😭 ended up having to beg this idiot to wrap up his little cultural exchange. told him i wanted to fuck.
we got home and i spent the entire night and half the next day throwing up. i literally threw up like 6 times

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

my bro is genuinely dim 😭 we got absolutely wasted in the club district and, bc we’re foreigners, ppl were giving us a LOT of attention. this man genuinely thinks they’re interested in getting to know him and not just trying to unlock the “hooked up with a foreigner” achievement

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

I literally told him “kiss me” purely out of spite and boredom, he was taller and broader than me, so I had to tilt my head back just for him to shove his tongue into my mouth. he barely understood English before, such a lier lmao

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@VanillaGrapesX6 They’re shotacons lmao

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@Loki_wrath @Tavitay @shotalover404 Oh, this guy is just pretending to be an existing shotacon account, but he’s actually a MAP he’s a fake

[quki @quki479434]

I remember when this art was trending

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@LoveofLifeG So true

But if you’re not a school teacher, it could actually be fun. I make my own students hold a plank position

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

Bro literally went to shota artist's comments just to take screens. What were you even doing there?

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@teaIeaf55 @Cyan_with_a_bh @sad_cat_numero2 @tehbuni Why do you care? They aren’t real, they don’t even look real, yet they can withstand any fantasy while remaining out of reach

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@MoopokLover @yinisstupid Dude, these shotas are fucking hot unlike your stupid real kids, I don't want them

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

My friend: Stop staring at them, it’s rude.
Koreans when they think I can’t see them: 👀😭

I’m sorry, but Koreans are so beautiful and dress so stylishly. I literally can’t help staring at them 😭😭💗

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@babybeater444 @MirirPaladin @Reddit_Retards Oh shit

[asphyxia @asphy_xiah]

@babybeater444 @MirirPaladin @Reddit_Retards If by "fantasies" you mean the stuff we write about lolis/shotas, that’s not really the same thing. A pedophilic fantasy is more about fantasizing about real children

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Antis be like: “Tell your friends and parents that you like fictional kids.”
Me, whining to my mom about how much I love Killua and how amazing he is