Spider-Man

As in, 'does whatever a'? That's me! I'm that guy!

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it happened again

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turns out that among the things a spider can do is "have his pants stolen from the dryer at the laundromat"

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wait, what

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turns out that among the things a spider can do is "have his pants stolen from the dryer at the laundromat"

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Hi everyone, today I decided the title of my autobiography will be "What A Long, Strange Thwip It's Been". Okay bye

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg do you think loki can make me magic space clothes too

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg squirrel girl

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg hello

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg squirrel girl

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg WHAT

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg what

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg the only moral i learned from this was "be careful what clothes you wear in space" so i now share that lesson with you

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg and THEN the alien turned evil and now he's one of my greatest foes who looks like a bad version of me with a big slimey tongue

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg one time when i went into space i got a new costume, but then it turned out my new costume was a shapeshifting alien

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@unbeatablesg @unbeatablesg hey i just wanted to say

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@unbeatablesg hey squirrel girl

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@unbeatablesg things good with u??

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@unbeatablesg oh yeah that one's pretty good!! haha okay nvm

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@unbeatablesg like for example there's "web of lies" but that's about it

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@unbeatablesg lol "nuts", i wish there were more sayings involving spiders that i could use but sadly there's not much

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@unbeatablesg that was sarcasm!!!!!!!