tequila !

i don’t dress like a cowboy. i am a cowboy.

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

@4plunk20 YES IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM CRAZY

[trish @ultragloss]

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

My Super Bowl

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘The Twilight Saga’ is returning to theaters this October.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

that’s why the walk back from the beach feels so heavy. you’re not just carrying the cooler & umbrella & chairs….you’re carrying The Score, as kept by The Body

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

@4plunk20 All adventurous women do

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

I think nespresso puts laxatives in their pods. This is an ongoing theory I’m working on. Stay tuned.

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

@holdsrocks This is SO important

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Well I love movie theater popcorn & it loves me & would never betray me so the way that I get a terrible stomachache every single time I eat Popcorn Dinner is surely coincidental.

[latina fey @wh0r30z]

JD Vance do you want to meet my ex

[ava ᧔ෆ᧓ @no1smoochiegrl]

A MAN CANNOT BE A LESBIAN!!!!!

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

ok so.....im working at the pyramid TONIGHT

[rocky @rock_lobst3r]

#butch

[teryn @youngtiddy]

being the funny friend is so hard cause it’s like ughhh im good at bowling too

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

You just had to let it linger didn't you

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

I hate when I’m at a crosswalk and someone starts jaywalking before me like DONT OUT COOL ME

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

@4plunk20 NEED

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

me being around straight people for too long: i’m too lesbian for this

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

can’t stop listening to Madonna

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

like wym I’m buying my sneaky link flowers ??? wym she baked me cookies ??? This shit is GAY asf

[tequila ! @asscowboy007]

Have a genuine crush for the first time in years what the HELL this shit feels like CRACK