Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9

Asinine. You're dumb if you don't own 100% of You Inc. It also stands for Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

The clearer version is $7000

Quaint desperation
Quiet feebleness
Quitter mindset

All ego

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

Jurvie has entered the chat 3 y years before this tweet

Favorite VCs
Retired VCs hunting, bunting runting

Shooting pics at Flickr.
Pic 1. The #J in D.F J

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

“Psilocybin, the psychedelic component of magic mushrooms, has previously been touted as an effective treatment for depression, anxiety, addiction, and PTSD — but now researchers say it has the potential to be used in Alzheimer’s intervention as well.

In this case study, published in Frontiers in Neuroscience, researchers focused on an 80-year-old Japanese American woman with Alzheimer’s. She had declined over the previous decade and was reduced to urinary incontinence, speaking in single syllables, and dependence on caregivers for mobility support and daily living.

She was then given a 5g dose of magic mushrooms.

During the initial phase, she was agitated, sweated profusely and entered a prolonged sleep state that suggested unconsciousness. But around hour 19, she began speaking in full autobiographical sentences, recalling life events she had been unable to articulate for years.

In the days and weeks that followed, more incredible changes emerged. She regained urinary continence, even in the evenings, and began dressing herself. She was able to make and maintain eye contact, remember social interactions, emotionally respond to others, and hold lucid conversations.”

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

Do you benefit from spending $20 to $5k per month on AI

What if you were forced to make $21 before spending $20

What if you err focused to make $5,001 before $5k went out 90 days later

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Every CEO in America is replacing people with AI right now.

Dana White is the only one who won’t lie about it.

A reporter asked why the UFC is using AI-generated content instead of paying artists.

White: “Give me a fucking break. AI is coming, and if we’re using AI, who gives a shit?”

The room wanted remorse. White wanted the next question.

Every Fortune 500 company is doing what he did on camera.

They call it “workforce transformation.” They send the layoff email at 4:55 on a Friday. They pay a PR firm to make it sound humane.

White skipped the packaging.

That is what made people angry. Not the AI. The refusal to perform.

Reporter: “People are saying the UFC should be paying artists instead.”

White: “Shut the fuck up and watch the fights.”

We built a culture that demands progress to apologize before it arrives.

The reporter wanted White to mourn a workforce the market already moved past.

He refused. Not because he doesn’t understand the disruption. Because the performance never saved a single job.

Strip the profanity and that is the most honest sentence spoken in American business this year.

The boardrooms performing empathy are signing enterprise contracts before the press conference ends.

The guilt is theater. White refused to buy a ticket.

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

Peptides

[Kai @kai_xbt]

Threadguy explains how NYC has been completely oneshotted by peptides

"Every person you meet in New York City introduces themselves with what peptides they're taking now. It's surreal. This didn't happen in LA, this didn't happen in Virginia. You meet somebody and they're like 'hey nice to meet you, I'm on Retatrutide and BPC.' It's like the new pronoun. The new vegan. There's literally a sign in front of Equinox in the men's locker room that says 'this isn't a pharmacy, please don't sell peptides in here.' It is genuinely societal psychosis amongst 25 year old males."

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

Stefano Voci
Pansexual neurodivergent

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Did we ever get an update on this guy!?

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Micro Blogs

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Brain #4

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

5-30 women from Austin will be going on 2 field trips per year. Open to ages 22 to 23 years old

First stop #NYFW in September 10-22

2nd Stop: New Orleans Feb 7-10, 2025

Funded by VCs, Satoshi Nakamoto and Larry Chiang

2 of 3 or 3 of 3 or 1 of three are the #vaginaWhisperer*

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Let me guess

You’ve tried zero to sell that extra AirBnb

#rentOutYourRental. @davidreadfast

Also

Where’s the #sushi Thank You

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Fake Larry Chiang https://t.co/Ew2pUuNcEQ

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May I hodl your baby

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

Read fast like Tom Brady

[David Kirkpatrick @davidreadfast]

The never ending cycle of buying more books than you read 😵‍💫😅😂🙌

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

Putting the rookie draft pick in (is asinine}

[Justin LaBar @JustinLaBar]

This is the right call. Game means nothing for Washington but still matters for Dallas. Put the rookie draft pick in to see where he's at. Love Heinicke but no need to have him start.

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

If money de la Fiat can just wait to die…, it can be 30-80 more years of fake fiat

America. Is. Lucky.

Germany is better but location sucked. Three 3 laws of thermodynamics > sovereign debt > fossil fuel boys. #ch2 #cs183audit
#cs183PQRST

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#ButtPlugDean

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Lord, just give me one more bubble. I’ll know what to do in the 2120’s bubble of bubbles

~ LarryChiang repurposing @naval’s thoughts

[Kyle Samani @KyleSamani]

0/ Why the next bear market will not be like the last one

And in fact, we may not have a bear market at all

Or we may have half a bear market, depending on your perspective

A thread

[Asse9, Austin Secret Society of Entrepreneurs #ch9 @asse9]

It’s an add for lexipro and zanax tips

[Sterling Pingree @SterlingPingree]

@MikeDeVito70 @TomBrady