Rajesh Muhammad

I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Only seeing this now. Wassup? https://t.co/RDFBe7cYWI

[GreenCream🍀 @Outapi_Princess]

@asser_eljefe pls call/text me asap

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Haha how do you remember this? https://t.co/1zQE5w3g0d

[Sylvi Nelao @dr_kapundja]

Cc @asser_eljefe https://t.co/LmMQNo6vSQ

[MMM  @muzanimam]

😭😭 https://t.co/I3py8486Vd

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

When you wanna send your companion a good morning baby text but the only life companion you have is your Samsung phone 😭.

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Whores take the loneliness away. https://t.co/I5Gs40kedM

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

I swear a minute is made up of 30 seconds only when you're trying to get in those 'last 5 mins' of sleep in the morning 😪.

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Why am I blocked again? 😂 @Hella_N

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Over friendship, loyalty and helping a friends business grow! https://t.co/Np0LE8uQx0

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

That's what happens when you don't buy from your friends! https://t.co/N2XS6kfEBk

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Also, you know how easily an 'asshole' can test the loyalty between female friends. They seem to love 'assholes'. https://t.co/mP1Rr3uCSm

[Shinana N. @ShinanaG]

@asser_eljefe 😂😂😂😂

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Beats me. The question we should be asking is where she finds her 'friends'. https://t.co/P3KMgDgsw8

[Shinana N. @ShinanaG]

Why would they do that? And also, where do you breed your ducks? https://t.co/rKuMBa0eEk

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

It's funny how the same girls that tell your girl to leave you cause you're an asshole will jump on your dick given the chance.

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Lol true even. https://t.co/zIzN6Mu71s

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/P4fIQWDMDU

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/yzRgxY0Tuc

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Very cute, 8 months then it's 🔫💣🔪💊. https://t.co/meGZDPIaRq

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Ich drei. https://t.co/6uK0s2htw7

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

10 mins to gym o'clock 💪.

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

This 'calling' y'all speak of, does it come with a certain age limit? I think mine missed me.

[Rajesh Muhammad @asser_eljefe]

Mine still won't take me seriously bru 😭. https://t.co/YcCj2cz6QB