Chris Lambert

Information management, analytics and behavioural science

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We’re hearing a lot about Andy Burnham’s focus on “the North”. Here’s a wee reminder of just how far “north” Manchester is.

It’s in the south, marked in red.

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@jxaxcxkxs @chilternrailway Yes … you can feel the empathy! But let’s be clear, the people writing these things aren’t to blame, it’s the largely faceless and unaccountable management behind them.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This happened under a “conservative” government

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@Neccccy Would be helpful if all the flags were the right way up.

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@Nigel_Farage Nige, tempted to say that’s familiar territory for a man of your standing and track record …

[John O’Brennan @JohnOBrennan2]

Enough said

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@Raviundrasapu2 This is a con. Don’t waste your time or money.

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@Pumpkinz16 @heathersaunderz @damnedlies_stat @reformexposed @DurhamCouncil £6k is the compensation for a District Councillor and £11k for a county councillor, at least in Warwickshire.

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@Introspect_Rych @neilmurrayBCE @DeborahMeaden @grok And when you look at the levels of corruption and mismanagement, who could blame them.

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@neilmurrayBCE @DeborahMeaden Neither side is Persil white. Most of the land being fought over was not part of Ukraine 100 years ago and was in fact Russian. I think the only country worse than Russia for corruption and mismanagement is the Ukraine. You can see how it’s become a car crash.

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@neilmurrayBCE @DeborahMeaden Neil, curious… who started it? Who did the actual invading?

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@Gasseous_Clay @colinrtalbot It strikes me that she may have lots of experience talking about it, how much experience has she of doing it?

[Jules @julesjules77]

I know I am a lefty Labour voter, but am I the only one not that bothered by this "free gear Keir" scandal? It's the tiniest drop in the ocean compared to the Conservatives and the millions/billions of pounds in contracts (taxpayers money!) given to their mates. #bbcqt

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#chilternrailways your evening trains are horribly short formed. The 6:07 from Marylebone was standing room only on departure and the 6:37 is just as bad.

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@supertanskiii 👏👏👏😂😂😂

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@ThatTimWalker Do you think they are deploying that old tactic used by extremists that if you say something often enough, no matter how daft and stupid it may be, people will begin to believe you.

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@gavinesler I suspect the Kent Messenger, judging by the age profile, meant to say people in their hundreds gathered …

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Says it all ….

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#Chilternrailways on a ridiculously overcrowded 6:37 3-car service from Marylebone. How can you treat customers so disrespectfully?

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@theweeflea @mocathe1st David, you need to pour yourself a nice whiskey and calmly reflect on what you’re posting. I get where you’re coming from. But you’re achieving precisely the opposite of what you’re setting out to do.