Mario

Somehow 38. He/Him. Convoluted bullshit. 🇬🇹🇲🇽

[Daredevil 🍉 @bigmonsoon]

When they say you’re Satan’s boy but you could never be (you don’t have the humility)

[Mario @assertedbullet]

“This chair is worth $4000 but I can take $50 obo for it”

[Mario @assertedbullet]

Reactivated my fb to checkout marketplace. What an insane place

[Mario @assertedbullet]

@samguine_ What about 38 year olds that still feel 23? 👀

[Mario @assertedbullet]

Reactivated my fb to checkout marketplace. What an insane place

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

Film bro drinking a beer: This is the most important beer of the 21st century. It may even be the last beer.

[Mario @assertedbullet]

@obiwormkenobi I always thought it was an urban legend like razor blades in apples.

[Mario @assertedbullet]

Ultraman Arc my beloved

[AmiPink☯️ @I_Amiya_]

The most batshit insane finisher in the whole Ultra series.

[insect de citron @malltoilet]

he’s just too cool

[Mario @assertedbullet]

Xbox live random name generator circa 2004

[fyra @fyristic]

explain your username.

[chicxulub 2 @divalectics]

the exploration of human sexuality, a venture into the unknown: of planes of existence yes but also to discover hidden parts of one’s self, transcendence & also transformation of the body… that’s my jam

[Yaffa🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

How it feels to get no likes on twitter

[Mario @assertedbullet]

@deadbeatat_dawn Thanks!

[Roony @Roonysters]

A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

jesse eisenberg doesn’t owe mark zuckerberg an apology.

andrew garfield doesn’t owe sam altman an apology.

sebastian stan doesn’t owe trump an apology.

amanda seyfried doesn’t owe elizabeth holmes an apology.

shut up. grow up. stop being a bootlicker.

[Mario @assertedbullet]

@doctormilfy Is that not Daisy Ridley?

[Brandon 🇵🇸 @Brandons__1]

"Zionism is racism, like slavery there is no good version of the project"

- Ta-Nehisi Coates

[つるの剛士 @takeshi_tsuruno]

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[all of garden @hamburgers911]

we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd