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Aldon Smith Quietly Relieved Terrorist Plot Wasn’t Totally Compromised http://t.co/KVpx7ejSQO

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Each American will eat about the weight of 6 elephants in their life.

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Nation’s Moms Dance Nude Around Moonlit Bonfire To Conjure Spirit Of Emma Thompson http://t.co/XmxNStOlR1

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New post: Asshawk of the Month November 2013 http://t.co/tF5twhuBQl

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New post: New way to stay fit: Prancercise http://t.co/3NyWzLuSfu

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New post: Asshawk of the Month May 2013 http://t.co/ChYHpsvEDQ

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New post: Who needs gun control or nuke control? http://t.co/mcEiVMi1Zf

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New post: Friday Facts http://t.co/iZMNcSARQB

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New post: An Inside Job http://t.co/ESfQOUh3dW

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2 other Carnival cruise ships r hving "tech" probs. Further proof that cruises r whack! Carnival will issue a whopping $100 refund.

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So no pope was elected today, not sure what they ended up smoking that emits black smoke.

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People who commit hit & run accidents involving pedestrians or cyclists should automatically get life sentences.

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Happy pre VDay!

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Real small businesses are going to regret going on our new show Nathan For You. http://t.co/C0Hhk1iG @EW

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New post: St. Louis Rams: Maybe they were born with it, maybe it’s Maybeline http://t.co/lQZ33Zgs

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New post: New Mormon campaign featuring Mitt Romney http://t.co/zh8w3Jjm

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7-eleven prediction was true!

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Guess it's true. You don't go back.

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Fits like a glove, not a Mitt! #presidency #obama