JORDAN

dream it . wish it . do it
@son_of_a_praying_mum
love you all
# February king 🎂

[Cathy🙃 @CathymadeIt]

This world is a better place because my man is in it ☺️🥰

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

As a man, you should be more afraid of being broke than being in a relationship or marriage.

[JORDAN @AssinJordan]

@CathymadeIt @elijah_asiimwe Why would you affirm that

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

Like For Rice. Retweet for Bruno.

[JORDAN @AssinJordan]

@CanaryMugume Impact on Jobs and NGOs
Many Ugandans work for NGOs, research firms, or international organizations.
Funding Cuts: Organizations that rely on international grants may face delays or be shut down if the Minister of Internal Affairs doesn't approve their funding.

[Canary Mugume @CanaryMugume]

#Breaking: 11th Parliament has passed the Protection of Sovereignty Bill, 2026.

[GUKE SMC Limited @GUKELimited]

Today is Eid.
How many goats can you name (local names) and win your self a 50% discount on your purchase today.
#GukeFarms.

[JORDAN @AssinJordan]

@teamyasheldon @ChaapaLeague @ChaapaTrolls @Yoboyobo2006 I had that you even swallowed for girls

[JORDAN @AssinJordan]

@ty_davido92355 @MutakohaFc Btw I didn't see your league fee

[JORDAN @AssinJordan]

@NuwatuhaProssy I feel VAR is almost confirming you to an OB

[𝙰𝚑𝚖a𝚍👻 @Ahmadnasidi8]

Bro, if you’re still dealing with girls that need money for; Nails, Hair, Food, Cooking gas & Data. You don’t love yourself.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

NOVEMBER WILL BRING SUCCESS.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING GOOD LUCK.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING HAPPINESS.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING PROSPERITY.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING ABUNDANCE.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING NEW ENERGY.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING GOOD FORTUNE.
NOVEMBER WILL BRING NEW OPPORTUNITIES.

BELIEVE!

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

The way women switch up on you when they realize you aren't a simp is scary.

[Omobola 🦋 @Omotoyobola]

Private people can be posting everyday, buh still have a life no one knows about.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Whatever you do today, don't sink anyone's boat.

The ocean is wide enough for all of us to sail comfortably.

Do good and good will do you back.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Bro to bro: The best inheritance you can leave your children is money, right connections and dual citizenship.

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Sometimes we need hard days to know who is family, who is a friend, who is a partner and who is a passenger in our lives.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Looking back, I think my dating life changed when I realised one fundamental truth: "beautiful girls are everywhere"

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

The professional world is unfortunately not built for introverts. Almost everything you need to succeed is outside your comfort zone, and likely to drain your energy.