Dutch Oven

i like turtles!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

My husband just said, "I'm covered in butter from that corn on the Cobb" and I was like, "are you coming on to me?"

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@connorratliff @tomhanks Just listened to it and it was great! Thanks for doing this!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@avis I've called customer service 4 times. I was hung up on 3 times and on the fourth I was given a number to call that was disconnected. How can i get customer service?

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@reelpaperco fun times with TP!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@reelpaperco new use for toilet paper: snow angels!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

Phil sighting @WoodmansFood!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@grahamclark Umm, I invented "fart face" and I use it all the time. There are only so many insults you can call your kids

[Chandra Steele @ChanSteele]

In Jewish yoga this pose is: waiting for my wife at Loehmann's

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

I'm not crying you're crying #Inauguration

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@MiniTuxedo Was he crying today? Someone should check in on him!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@DrIbram So inspiring to hear you speak tonight at @MadisonCollege, Thank you!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@CNN When police kill unarmed black men they pay large $$ in civil suits. If Repubs were really interested in fiscal responsibility they'd realize that from a fiscal POV, better training police to not kill POC would save $$. This proves that they are more concerned with fear of POC.

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@BlackDisability I would LOVE to volunteer to drive Milwaukee residents to DMV's to get photo ID's so they can vote! I would love to organize other drivers to make this happen- would that be useful?

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@melissafaliveno So awesome to hear your voice on @wprBeta this weekend! I tuned in to the middle and recognized the story from currently reading your book. I finally know someone famous!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@melissafaliveno I'm really enjoying reading your book right now! congrats on getting published!

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@michaelchondria this is your cross to bear :(

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

My babysitter told me that her brother is available to hire to mow my lawn, and i'm thinking my life is turning into the movie #Parasite

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

We should abolish the death penalty in America.

[Dutch Oven @assiramnes]

@pattonoswalt doesn't this remind you of your time on Parks and Rec?!?!