Catarina Assis

pode sempre ser pior

[Catarina Assis @assis_1401]

quer postar? posta. é de bom tom? nawm

[sal 🪲 @frankensal]

the fact that female anatomy is so under-researched sends me into a grief-like state. like, what do you mean there’s an A-spot? i’m discovering basic things about my own body well into adulthood.

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Wouldn’t you yourself rather have a paying job then be obligated to be penetrated by some gross man? Why is this shocking to you?

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

>anon goes outside
>men in uniforms touched Anon's chest

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Just remembered that, as I was boarding my flight home, the flight attendant looked at me and said, "Tom Hanks??" and I was like "Mmmm..." and she was like, "No..." and then I said, and I quote, "No, you're right, Tom Hanks, from the volleyball movie."

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

every time I tell someone in europe that i’m from new york they’re like “MAMDANI!!” and we fan girl together and it’s so beautiful he really is the people’s princess fr

[Bernardo Santos 🇵🇹 @bres_santos]

anda cá palhaço

[arabella @riverclassics]

a copa do mundo pós a aposentadoria do messi, neymar e cr7 vai ser a melhor de todas não aguento mais esses velhos caquéticos horripilantes na minha tv e os seus baba ovos insuportáveis nas redes sociais

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

That little boy was in tears, yet he was still consoling his father. This might be the most emotional moment I’ve ever seen in football🥹❤️❤️

[carolis @carolisdevil_]

saudades de quando a disney flertava com o sombrio nas animações, agora é só 3d repetitivo e o público infantil sendo tirado pra imbecil

[Gonçalo Piroca de Cavalo @theumilk99]

Independentemente de como acabou, o que Cabo Verde fez neste mundial foi nada menos nada mais do que absolutamente mágico

Para além de ter feito o impossível, Bater frente a frente daquela forma com o campeão do mundo…

Não há palavras, foi heróico, futebol é isto

[ani @anilarity]

no but in all seriousness imagine this is your very first time in the world cup and not only do you not lose a single game in the group stage (one of which is against a top 3 team) but your first knockout game is against the current world champions and u still almost win

[Paul Landefeld @plandefeld410]

I don’t think people realize that we already did and it’s the zombie.

Zombies as the undead, decomposing, flesh eating, shambling horde we all know them as is only like 50 years old. The viral, running versions are only like 25 years old

[WiQ 🇺🇸 @echo_wiq]

Found outside a cafe in Neath, Wales.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Before you tell people not to celebrate a death; Mitch McConnell blocked cancer research for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Why the fuck does NYC have an Israel Day Parade lol

[Rom @LDNRom]

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

Women are not going out and r@ping and k*lling other women and girls