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Shitposting into the void.

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What a run. This place always sucked. See ya.

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@deanda_min3 The Big Chill

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@GOPLeader @Jim_Jordan .@Jim_Jordan talking about holding people accountable is quite rich.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Those are just nouns, Nick. I’m concerned about your English comprehension.

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@BlackKnight10k Hey don’t forget this!

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

"a generous welfare state makes people not want to work"

(united states is the line on the bottom)

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@ColoradoKbb I love the constitution, but because I think God exists it actually doesn’t mean shit.

What a take.

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@SpiroAgnewGhost Job reading this sign

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@TristanSnell How else is he supposed to meet girls?

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@NickAdamsinUSA This is all you talk about. Shit or get off the pot Nick.

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@TomFitton Stop subtweeting the governments of Texas and Florida.

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@ACTBrigitte During the OSU game?

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@RepMTG Martha’s Vineyard sent the migrants out of their state? Might want to check that one again Marj.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

"And thus when Christ tricked the lepers and dumped them into the King Herod's pool with no resources, he shouted up to the balcony 'bet you like diversity now, asshole!"

-Matthew 6:17

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@tedcruz MV’s not a city Ted. Try again.

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@ACTBrigitte You show ‘em Brig. Let’s CANCEL them for disagreeing with us via their constitutional right to free speech!

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@johnrich Hey John which zip code covers Cape Cod?

Maybe bone up on American geography before trying to make a point about it?

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@TheRickWilson @NotHoodlum He calls democrats Maduro enablers then keeps his trap shut when the governor of his state takes Venezuelan refugees and puts them in the hands of the very same people he thinks are sympathetic to that POS.

Grow a pair @marcorubio and say something.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Migrants: "Please send us to Boston, that's where DeSantis promised to send us."

Martha's Vineyard: "Sure, but first please have this food, shelter, we'll hold a Spanish mass for you & call you some immigration lawyers."

Cons: "LOL look at these libs kicking out migrants."

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@rachelbovard Do you understand how summer enclaves and year round residency works?