assposter

i have no cell phone I am posting this from winnston free public library obn guest computer

[assposter @assposter1]

i puut the dust from the end of the takis bag into the rice for dinner and my wife divorced me. now taking girlgriend applications. must love taki rice

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[im berry🫐 @berry_gatherer]

I got ur girl sleeping over she living off weed and sink water for 4 days

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

Someone has made an AI of me. Delete it.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

And another thing, since I don't spend my life on twitter like these other folks, I rarely use it, I didn't know I was hacked until I started getting texts from friends saying its out there. I immediately reported to X and was resolved.
I clicked on a couple accounts accusing me of lying and looks like THEY were the people pumping it up!!
So those fuckers can all lick my anal lint

[Lucky Stach @Enere66]

@iFunny I don't even fw sex

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

Last night I made a mistake and for that I am sorry.

I clearly had 1 too many ciders.

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

Alexa put a picture of cheese on the tv

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Happy 4th of July everyone!!
Make it a good one 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[assposter @assposter1]

@sabatonfan69 yae sure

[assposter @assposter1]

@WeirdBongs moving in with u

[Pictures of Nixon @picturesofnixon]

I get it, this is a Nixon account but my therapist let the mask slip and said she got “Jew’d” by her dentist and now I’m like do I need a new therapist?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

my astigmatism is ruining my sex life

[aund @lgbtfortnite]

I've never been in a relationship.
I've never been to a party.
I've never tried alcohol.
I’ve never had sex.
All my focus is on Fortnite.

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

it's fuck my chungus life friday

[assposter @assposter1]

@WeirdBongs yes, i have manners

[assposter @assposter1]

@OneSmolCat cat labor laws revoked

[steve @bagshaw2112]

liver for #dinner tonight . Who else likes this ? #liver and #onions

[assposter @assposter1]

@liftedlady12 impressive

[Igby @_igbyy]

So many points, circles and spheres around & within us.