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[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

Whole foods is full of

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

@EvanLowden7 I'm canceling my @Spotify sub, and sending an email detailing why, specifically because they chose to give $100 mil to Joe Rogan and none to the artists that deserve it. Maybe everyone should #boycotspotify

[Electric Fetus MPLS @efetusmpls]

We're selling a lot of @gorillaz 'Song Machine, Season One' and we know someone would really dig this hoodie (size L) we have to give away. RT to ETW and we'll pick a winner on Wednesday at 10am. Winner must pick up prize in the store (we can arrange curbside pickup if you want).

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

@TimTebow You're so close to self-awareness... now finish the sentence with,..."because we stole native lands, forced our religion on people under penalty of death, and committed countless genocides."

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

Great now my @vgntrsh account is locked for telling Christians to commit sue of sides. I ain't taking anything back.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Last night, Trump attacked “socialized medicine.” 

Funny. I didn’t hear him complain when he received the best socialized medical care in the world for free at a 100% government-run hospital.

[Electric Fetus MPLS @efetusmpls]

We've got a giveaway from @DeccaRecords! Retweet to enter to win a copy of the new @thetrapset release #NiteCreatures. We'll pick a winner on Wednesday at 10am and Decca will ship the prize to you.
https://t.co/AhOvZXG8wP

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

Reminder that i use the account @vgntrsh now and if you follow now and ask nicely, perhaps I'll hang dong one of these days soon

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

Reminder that i use the account @vgntrsh now and if you follow now and ask nicely, perhaps I'll hang dong one of these days soon

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

I smell like pancakes

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

@pajama_meg V. Stylish! Go you!

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

I somehow missed the President's extended monologue last month on the use of soup as a deadly protest weapon. "Big bags of soup." https://t.co/f5Tpsk7D9u

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

Reminder to follow my other account @vgntrsh, I dont use this anymore okay bye

[Zee 💎 @misszanette]

If Chicagoans who have children in CPS need a device for remote learning, please call 773-553-KIDS.

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

@RiotFest #myworstconcertfootage was at the @TBSOfficial aftershow. Everyone is dead on their feet, but still manages to sing their lungs out to This Photograph is Proof, @AdamDamnLazzara being the cool dad we all deserve

[trash bandicoot @asssammitch]

Are there videos of people (trying to) twerking to Circa Survive?