Alyssa

Just my online version of screaming from the rooftops

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

@withlovemaria Girl I feel it! I’m working at Ohio Guidestone & have to say that this is a great organization. We have therapy & psych if you’re interested. Cle counseling is another great option, they have virtual & evenings as well. And I’m currently seeing Mary w/ healing harbor & love her!

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

@withlovemaria I have recs if you need them (: I love being able to cry, cuss, even scream about things for an hour if I need to. I’m also studying to be a therapist & currently doing it for a living so of course I’m pro-therapy lol.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

80s movie about a business woman who defrosts a caveman and teaches him about the modern world

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

Pro tip: don’t get a flat while doing 80 on the highway 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

@withlovemaria I’m OBSESSED with this show

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

I love when people answer the phone to say that they can’t talk. Just let it go to VM then?? So weird.

[olivesprouts • natalie @OliveSprouts]

I deeply relate to toddlers. You are crying because you need a snack and a nap and a hug? Fair. I get it.

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

Wow it went from being one of the most fun weekends I had planned in 2025 to literally one of the worst 😩😩

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

I’ve had a couple of patients tell me lately that I’m a good therapist. They have no idea how much I love hearing that 🥰

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

@withlovemaria ❤️❤️❤️

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

I just got accepted into the grad school program I applied for!! Future LSW 🥳

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

10/10 would not recommend having carpal tunnel 🙂

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

I LOVE a lazy Saturday 😊

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

I had the laziest weekend and it was so nice 🥰

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

I just went to drink my protein shake and it was BAD?! Like spoiled?? That’s never happened to me before 🤢

[Alyssa @assylazeugirdor]

It can be hard being a therapist sometimes and having to stay unbiased and impartial. But man when my patients start going on ab the state of the world I just wanna join in on the bitch fest. Like YESSS burn it dowwwnnnnn 🗣️ I hate it here tooooo.

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

Bro didn't realize trampoline was upside down 😭