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@HookedonFriends looks like Ross might finally have an answer on Amelia

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin

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@JordanPeele I feel like get out is a basis of reoccouring nightmares

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@pandoramusic you should give out a free hr of pandora+ instead of uninterrupted listening

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@thecampaignbook I have an idea for your next art installation man

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Santa Claus is coming to town and he needs to sleep on your couch man, just for a couple of days until he gets a job, and can he borrow $100

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Me: merry Christmas!
Boss: you can't say that anymore
Me: fine, fuck the lot of you. I hope none of you make it to the new year

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@Karate_Horse where do ppl who play the recorder stand?

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Hope I see someone get attacked by a bird today I could really use it

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@BodyByADONIS help me