princess diaries

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starting to think I’m not one of gods favorites

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spanish just kinda feels like a fake language

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swimming in dumb bitches

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don’t cry over broken crack pipes

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need to stop acting like I’m not a lover!!!!!

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“Ohio made me”

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I just feel like you can’t trust a man who drinks mate

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“we were there with him for 5 minutes, he was talking for 6”

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“no but honestly i follow the bag”

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“I do think Japan will change my perspective on like so many things”

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“wait so you were guest listed at the rehab then?”

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how am I supposed to orient to beauty when there’s images of decaying bodies on my pack of cigarettes

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bathroom out of service at the coffee shop is the work of the devil

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wish I had a seat warmer built into my ass

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the bidet ever hit your asshole at the perfect angle that it gives you a free enema?

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“I just think you have a way bigger pool of people who would get a real kick out of you”

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“what is a centennial?”
— people that were born… after a good time

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you don’t have to be gay to be an artist

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youtube university

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3 cigs a day keeps the doctor away