asterblasta

I still want to see you

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

5’11 guys with their 5’9 girlfriends

[Reginald F. Kornman, PhD. @kornman_co]

I genuinely saw the love of my life at 7:15AM on Hinge today

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Off to change a lightbulb

[The Second Wave @thechudda]

Coming across an account that’s blocked you that you’ve never interacted with:

[News Barron @NewsBarron]

They got MAGAcock smut now💀

[Yuno Poster @HidamariSneed]

normies get blackpilled from tiktok edits, intellectuals were blackpilled from life not being like a romance anime

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Never give up. Never ever give up

[skitzpad @skitzpad]

i hate this kind of post so much

[Merk @TrulyAFed]

All it takes is pussy from a childhood friend for him to immediately reject their entire world view, commit regicide, and reclaim the throne for himself

[pierced male taint @pierced_taint]

@femtankie Ughhh i hateee it when a man is attracted to me. why can't they just love my personality and find my body repulsive?

[ava @femtankie]

Like genuinely what are you even talking about

[miia @miiagarro]

her: i'm crazy

him: i like crazy

4 months later:
him: this girl really crazy

[doggy silverpaw @h4ng3dbyh4l0s]

bpd is a crazy mental illness esp as far as how some ppl with it handle Coping bc what do u mean its My responsibility to tank insane aggression and abuse from u bc i did something that was innocuous and harmless but upset the hurt child within u

[asterblasta @asterblasta]

Stomp on my fucking n neck

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unbothered. wet. happy. in my goop. slopped up. squelching.

[crown @goldiescrown]

just realized how miserable i am

[asterblasta @asterblasta]

🤔

[stricture @bog_beef]

These two ginger freaks destroyed all art and culture for generations and got away with it

[meowling @meowlposter]

everything is going to be okay