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too many doj scalpers smh i’m never getting these tickets

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budget airline deniers be like

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no one has ever been anywhere in spirit

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@nyeacjun this one resonated with you 4 months later at 3am huh

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all 22 year olds these days know how to do is change their email signature, change their email greeting, change their email font, and lie

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every time me and @wubzinhiding hang out we have to acknowledge that she wouldn’t let me sit by her at her kindergarten birthday party like a land acknowledgement

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chatgpt rapper called machine learning kelly

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@quickzote medieval peasant: i becameth strand'd on a des'rt'd island

angry mob: wast the grink yonder

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i don’t believe in ad hominem but spelling something wrong is 100% fair game no mercy

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ghostwriter way i’m behind bars

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arithmetic mean? yea it is :(

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do you think the french are gonna call the next one kim jong deux

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influential immigrant call that a key fob

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@Pats_GOAT @_WUnderground release the nashna files!!

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@nyeacjun were you saving this meme for this very day

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i love consulting my birdwatcher friend

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the tornado sirens may not have gone off but the office ones sure did 💅🏼

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living in st. louis right now is being relieved at a notification that shots were fired by your apartment because that means the weather was good enough that people could be outside

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crashed a free food buffet event in minnesota and they welcomed us with open arms i love this state

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now i’m not one for the death penalty but whoever tf made the button in a linkedin email that automatically sends a connection request to recommended people with no confirmation deserves the closest

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playing the license plate game in the midwest sucks you’ll think you caught a rare rhode island but it’s just another Shiny illinois