Alan Still

Accountant, Musician, Husband, Father, Son, Brother.

[Oklahoma Sooners @OU_Athletics]

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[Rosanne 🐕‍🦺🐾🇺🇦 @RosanneR429]

@TheRickWilson

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel against Donald Trump!

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Never forget.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Trump is the Ted Nugent of presidents - a draft dodging pedophile with a few hits that once drew crowds but now only excite old white morons.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

A message for all you people leaving MAGA -

Fuck You.

It wasn’t the “Grab ‘em by the pussy”,

It wasn’t the mocking of a disabled person,

It wasn’t the thousands of lies,

It wasn’t the $130,000. 00 Porn Star Payout.

It wasn’t the rest of the infidelity,

It wasn’t the 34 felony convictions,

It wasn’t the 400 million dollar jet from Qatar,

It wasn’t the withholding of federal funds to Blue States devastated by wild fires, hurricanes and tornadoes.

It wasn’t the Americans killed and deported,

It wasn’t the illegal wars started without Congressional approval.

It wasn’t the 160 school girls he murdered with a Tomahawk Missile.

It wasn’t the Children He Raped.

It was a fucking AI picture that drove you over the edge.

I will never forgive you.

I will never forget who you are.

You are, and always will be a Trump supporter.

Read the list again.

You Are Shit.

[Mel Aura @mel__aura]

„Sie sagten, der Papst kenne die Bibel nicht, und dann zitierten sie Pulp Fiction.“🤣

[funf.studio @radartabs]

The Shroud of Urine.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

syphilis, herpes and gonorrhea

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

🥳

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

When Trump leaves office:

The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department.

The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center.

The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico.

The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom.

Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired.

The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president.

Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference.

The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies.

The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists.

Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it.

The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters.

U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators.

And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

[Danny the satan worshipper @Danthedevilman]

Kid Rock makes music for dudes who buy boner pills from the circle K

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Anthony Bourdain on Donald Trump: “I just find him personally objectionable. I don’t think he likes food. He only eats steak well done. If he knows how to use chopsticks, much less be able to grasp them with those tiny little nubbins, I’d be shocked.”

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

👇 Okay, who made this? 🤣🤣🤣

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

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