Kanjoos 🦈

A miser one might describe as stingy.

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

beautiful women come in all shape's and size

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@Codlak__ @JaylorTosh @JosephMarushin @Brendan_Reed624 @ctilleyy very, very small set of albums that actually satisfy those requirements. plenty of albums I can/semiregularly do listen to minus like one song. but I'm quite sure I could listen to a good majority of albums, no skips if you forced me to. we live in a society that has iTunes.

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@JaylorTosh @Codlak__ @JosephMarushin @Brendan_Reed624 @ctilleyy what are the rules

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@Animeweedlord i will be attending in my fursuit (sharksuit) with a filter mask on underneath the sharksuit see you there

[Co-Op Co @Co_OpCo]

@vgdunkey

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@LandsharkRides uhhhhh dilbert
I need you to wear this bolo tie
it's office policy

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@roughjya punchline to the joke that begins "Jesus walked in front of the TV, John said unto him, 'you make a better door than a window'" (John 10-9:15)

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

instant

miso

soup

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

When you say "more masks = less coronavirus country by country" what I hear is "Japan, China etc. have stronger, stricter, more uniform virus response." If you prefer: "people who are more afraid of this disease are better at avoiding this disease."

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

This is the strongest statistical association I've seen w/ respect to the virus. Wear a mask, mandate others to wear masks, & remember that @WHO is criminally incompetent. To repeat:@WHO is criminally incompetent.

PS-Don't get into elevators, buses, etc. unless your mask in N95

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@Mangan150 was going to make a snide joke, but this really isn't April foolery? is the difference in sun strength during extremes really that significant?

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

The once effortlessly great @GimmickAccsOOC has now gotten so bad at posting choice content that now 90% of posts are failures to separate parody from reality. Sad!

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@KrispyKrabby @GimmickAccsOOC why is it dmb@$$es constantly use the word "take"

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

i dont bother talking to people who ask such nonsense

"why do u care if shark girls have feets or fins like theyre relatively similar limbs" yeah ok buddy try being stepped on by a fintip

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@_madbot_ @F0rtuneL0wT1er @STANN_co CWCville has closed all nonessential traffic, but there are no toilet paper shortages as of yet thanks to the power of Sonichu and My Little Pony.

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@HeftyHaruspex The G Manifesto - The Rest is Up to You...

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@cocomo_joe_ @Today__China @Ragnarly dare you to find it for any culture outside of Asia

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@LandsharkRides Originals belong in museums (purely for history's sake). Reproductions belong in homes.

The big question for me is to what extent is it worth reproducing the particular texture and terrain of a painting.

Posters (esp. quality advertising) are an artform unto themselves.

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@erikarn @ggizmi @suchnerve and everyone on the internet clapped

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

USA only shows up as a flag that other countries copied

maybe they put it on his ass

[Kanjoos 🦈 @astingymiser]

@LandsharkRides FORGED IN THE FIRES OF ETNA, THESE ARTISANAL BLADE WHEELS ARE HANDCRAFTED BY MASTER BLACKSMITHS WHO'VE TRAINED THEIR WHOLE LIVES TO PERFECT THE IDEAL TOOL FOR ANY PIZZA CUTTING-RELATED JOB. EACH IS A WORK OF ART UNTO ITSELF; TOGETHER THEY ARE A MASTERSTROKE IN KITCHEN GADGETRY.