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i've written 4 books about SISSY BITCHES ✦ [email protected] ✦ More coming soon

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no one else is gonna be gentle with us so we have to be gentle with each other

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@LeffieC (and i am working on more, though when it'll come out or what it'll look like, hard to say yet)

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i haven't used this website in a year & idk who's still active on here, but in case it this helps it reach somebody who wouldn't hear otherwise: i have a print collection of my short stories coming out next may & you can pre-order it now!

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@LeffieC but it's *all* the sissy bitches volumes re-edited, slightly pruned, & shuffled around—i think it'll be a really cool new form of that experience, i hope you enjoy if you get a copy!

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https://t.co/I2lZJnIF6u

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@s9kgf 🙏😫

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@k8bushofficial right, christ—like certain customers expect me to be granting absolution on a part-time retail paycheck

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@schlockvalue gonna try out this strategy in my next consult

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@FatDiscoDyke w ow

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@statictelemetry right, and it's dispiriting to know it'll only get worse & worse with each new active crisis that consensus decides isn't actually happening... i'm trying to just get used to confidently asserting to friends & strangers material reality as i experience it!

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@statictelemetry the levels of doublethink i've witnessed these past few years re genocide in gaza, covid, & signs of climate collapse have been startling & often frightening (from people here in mpls whose #1 uncompromisable value is "comfort")

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@christiii_angel hi really good! beautiful & hot. thank u

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@romdocitizen aw hell yeah you're welcome! i should dig into the copy of queer street i got sometime

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@bimbotheory people calling politicians (or military leaders or historical figures) "problematic" in the same tone they'd use for a fanfic or a sitcom character has me consistently 🤪🤪🤪

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@LeoLeventhal i fall asleep during it sometimes (& that's ok)

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@LeoLeventhal better!!

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@LeoLeventhal good

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@a_sleepykisser first aubrey plaza is wow platinum, now kiernan shipka is gryla... we live in a golden age of Characters With Names

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@FatDiscoDyke love it

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@bnowalk it is astonishingly pathetic to hear her in clip after clip with the tone of a middle manager saying "i hear what you're going through but we have to enforce company policy"—wow, what leadership!