Flava Dave

Creator of The Bullshit Detective Podcast. I am fully invested in celebrating the mundane. I am retarded, but in a good way.

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

Dunno about you but when I see a car without a “Baby on board” sign I just smash into the back of it.

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@Will_Donnelly Splinky

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@Ottojizzmark The Wankspit.

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@a_simpl_man A Man Called Ove by Fredrick Backman

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@PodcastMovement Embrace Your Shitness

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Anyone wanting elective, cosmetic surgery must first spend the same amount of money on psychological therapy. £1500 on botox & fillers? £1500 on working out why you don't feel good enough as you are. £4.5k on boob job? £4.5k on your mental wellness first.

[Alex Shephard @alex_shephard]

someone in my neighborhood has live, laugh, loved for the last time

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Lisa Stansfield has finally found her baby that she went around the world to find. He's 34 now. He'd been in the airport all along, & was raised by the staff at Tie Rack.

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@PodcastMovement https://t.co/ODxDVgE5Ji

[Daveastated @Daveastated]

A French 3 piece doing death metal covers of 70s dance songs, called AbbaTrois.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

New podcast. My Cat Silken Thomas has died. I reflect on his life and death via Pagan ritual, Jesus Christ, and Existential psychology ❤️https://t.co/9PJMj8kWEa

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I had my uncle’s last words monogrammed onto a hat and I’ll be selling them to raise money for stroke prevention research.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

New Podcast. This is an art history episode. I look at the significance of Spicebags “eviction”. As well as exploring the radical realism and political impact of Daniel Macdonalds paintings during the 1840s. And contrasting the two via the Situationists. https://t.co/d9hLFKdxFM

[slice @sliceofheck]

Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning breast milk

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@PodcastMovement Magic mushrooms.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Any time I meet someone under 5’ 3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Pretty much the only people publicly defending Johnson now have either received or been promised peerages or plum jobs by him. And 'exceptions' like Sarah Vine & Richard Littlejohn are doing it on behalf of bosses hoping for honours. It's a breathtakingly distorted landscape.

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@NHSEnglandLDN It’s more likely to end someone else’s life.

[Flava Dave @astormofbeans]

@BRYN_BORANGA I properly lolled at this.

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.