Andy

[Andy @astralandro]

Climate deniers Flat earthers
🤝
🤝Trying to act smarter🤝
than NASA
🤝
Matt Damon The Soviet Union
in Interstellar in 1969

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man??

[Andy @astralandro]

Becoming an adult is realizing blue cheese isn’t really that gross, but I am

[Andy @astralandro]

In a post Alex Trebek world I think we should change Jeopardy so instead of scholars it’s just 3 randos they pull off the street or from the audience to ask questions on random topics. Imagine a whole game goes by where no one knows a single answer, I’d watch the hell out of that

[breebunn @breebunn]

is lava just discharge from the earth's crussy

[kate’s bush @iamkatesbush]

HDSJJSSISISOSJDNRKRKRKTKRK

[Andy @astralandro]

Are straight people ok? This is one of the worst takes Ive seen on this app lately and there have been so many to choose from 😭

[des @theaquariusmilf]

WEAK men create masculine women, STRONG men create feminine women

[Andy @astralandro]

Antipsychotics and antidepressants might cost money but listening to the new 2022 Broadway cast recording of Into the Woods? That’s free

[Andy @astralandro]

First day of October and I found a snake in the woods, an empty wasp nest for my altar, wild grapes and edible mushrooms! Bitch we starting off good

[good small horce @george_llevi]

my friend made me a shirt

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

finally, the flavors of fall

[Andy @astralandro]

First date idea I sing you all the songs I wrote about partners from my past so you know what you’re in for if you treat me like trash

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

“slug era” I whisper as I lay prone on the sidewalk after a rainstorm

[Andy @astralandro]

Imagine going to the ER for chest pains and the doctor just gives you a rose quartz

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i need to smoke a blunt with a minion

[pj @pjayevans]

Donating blood to spirit Halloween tomorrow

[Andy @astralandro]

Blaming the mercury retrograde for stuff that is definitely my own fault kinda day

[Andy @astralandro]

Life is like a beautiful girl and I ?? Am Sean Kingston

[trash jones @jzux]

if you can’t handle me at my worst, that seems reasonable. i can’t handle me then either