starswirl!

im never active 😭

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@lunchedboxes where would you even put the tube for the pump?? I’m assuming your mouth but I might be wrong

[꒰🐾꒱﹒ LESBIAN ɢᴏᴏʙɪᴇ ﹒૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა @fluffypuppypawz]

Getting into TADC in 2023 thinking pomni was gonna be the main character

[Toshi | Art 🇧🇷 @toshi149Yt]

Antes do video ter sido apagado, eu consegui gravar esse clipe do Zeal desabafando e soltando tudo pra fora.

#pressure @Be_1302 c vc puder compartilhar esse video naquele seu post famoso, ou sla eu ficaria muito agradecido

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@DidDTrumpDie can we get the same guy for Kirk on him PLEASE 😭

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@acnewsitics another thing - I don’t think he went up..

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I wasn’t super convinced that something was seriously wrong with Trump until he tweeted this

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@AmericanKaw13 yeah they’re totally hiding something

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@DidDTrumpDie and the fact he has no public appearances for the time being is kinda proving the theory that they’re covering it up

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: Trump is NOT dead.

Minutes ago, the White House press pool spotted him leaving for his Virginia golf resort, dressed in a white polo, red MAGA hat, and black pants.

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Trumps gonna wake up and see the world hoping he’s dead, and then he’s gonna get mad at Mexicans for some reason.

[bella✈︎ 🫍 @1800GUTS]

Me refreshing this app every second to see if streets are right

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Joe Biden outliving Donald Trump would be kind of funny.

[Lucy (survived London n8) @spinachaddict]

Not now honey twitter thinks IT happened

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@kuuroishi @DidDTrumpDie it really was

[LohkiO19 @LohkiO19]

@DidDTrumpDie People’s reaction who wanted him gone

[Did Donald Trump Die Today? @DidDTrumpDie]

Looks like it truly is over. The rapist is alive.

[mils ✩˚.⋆ @thelorebitch]

“woah you look miserable today, who died?”

no one… absolutely no one…

[𝕃𝕖𝕩𝕩🪐⭐️✨ @TheFateofAlexis]

twitter rn no context

[starswirl! @astralseclipse]

@Kennedy35POTUS he hasn’t even completed his first year and he’s already almost 💀