Andria Warren

Equal parts wit & whimsy.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

One of my students, on why the third line of Fatimah Asghar's poem "Playroom" is surprising: "Because cross-species toy intercourse is strange."

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@nktgill This helped me today. And I think I'll show this to my students.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@balkeyeston I've never heard the concept called onion tears, but is it more psychopathic to manipulate-cry on command or to make yourself do it with a yummy vegetable? 🤔💭

[Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH]

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

(Via https://t.co/XC3DlIXXC3 )

[Wavy🍊 @omfgWAVY]

“i’m pro therapy, but sometimes you really just need some money.”

— heavy on this. people need resources and relief, so they can take their rest without worrying about their basic needs being met.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@CGhegan Kay but like what was the verdict

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@JulianAiken8 I feel the same way about this joke as I do Ada Limón's poems - forlorn it wasn't me that came up with it.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@thee_swampwitch @PrayPretend @realHenryB We are bored and this is ~juicy~

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@GeminiKristel Hi, love. I think you have the wrong tagged account. Alas, I am not talented enough to be the linework artist here.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@progressivebrat The problem is they already know how harmful this is. They do not care.

[Isha Raya ♡ evil girlbossing @theisharaya]

Here are some things I NEVER do as a writer: a 🧵

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@CGhegan Bob grew some flowers!! 💜 This is really touching.

[not micaela @micaela_poetry]

if I text you “🖕🌧🐓” it means “I fucking depended on you and you left the fucking wheelbarrow out and it’s fucking raining and now the white chickens are fucking filthy”

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

Teens or my 27yo grown roommate? 😩

[KJ @IDontSpeakWhine]

Teens will open a kitchen cabinet and act shocked that there are no bowls, like they don't know that every bowl you own is in their room.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@delfanbaum I just want to know what sort of Googling you were doing when you stumbled across WiskeyTit Books.

[Ben Riddle @rddlmethispoet]

me on my way to be the "you" in your poem:

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@Hauntogogue @stummyhurt_ Will the friction from resewing the sequins catch it on fire, then? What technique makes it unrepairable?

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@CGhegan Gross.

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@balkeyeston @CGhegan @MarlenaWesh This was also true on my playground. Southerners and butter 🤷‍♀️

[Andria Warren @astrangebird]

@CGhegan What...the...EFF