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smol anxious married frog. mostly retweets. IG: @astratata

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@joshheinlein 2017 Ali wears a lot of black and writes poetry I cannot WAIT to see what I regret in 2020

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@InventTrey @morespaghetti good

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@Jason_McElwee_ This is actual commentary on my life

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@HeatherAumiller which senator do I need to call to put an end to this

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@TheRachelHonza i hate him

[@starrysappho.bsky.social @starrysappho]

my phone, crying: ..pleaSe... I have no space.... delete some photos... I'm begGing you....

me: *hits download*

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@garrett_guedry Not sure if the steak and sushi is the remedy or the cause for AKI. Caution advised either way

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acute kidney injury steak and sushi

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my gas pump tv just taught me a new word of the day and my IQ jumped 50 points a special thank you to gas stations everywhere there is truly no limit to what the american education system is capable of achieving also gas was only 2.15 a gallon

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Most of my free time lately has been wedding planning and captioning my engagement photos with meme references

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

trying to convince this girl that The Sound Of Music isn’t a musical

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hey im back what did i miss

[Jimmy Banks @itsjimmybanks]

We’re all religious. We’re just serving different Gods.

Money is a god.
Power is a god.
Pleasure is a god.

Choosing Jesus isn’t choosing a God. It’s choosing the one true God.

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@ItMeIRL @InventTrey did you make this

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tfw you’re in deep thought about prairie dogs and you get proposed to