astrid ☯︎

no idea what’s going on, ever!

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[Andrews Steel @asteel2]

Everyone knew you here

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

Charlie when he got his golden ticket

[warlock 🧙🏻‍♂️🇵🇸🔻 @evil_fiend02]

sit your fucking ass down and smoke weed and watch a movie. it seems like nobody wants to smoke weed and watch a movie these days

[maya ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ @lemonymaya]

why does this text from my mom read like poetry

[زهرءzahra @zahracadabra]

girl math is washing your hair so it lines up with your plans

[astrid ☯︎ @astridlllll]

I might just not show up to my job anymore hahahahha I’m playing dead, sorry!!

[astrid ☯︎ @astridlllll]

#NewProfilePic

[_ N G _ L A @powpowdao]

Today is the day my life transitions into the next chapter: the business woman. I’ve always wanted to have a safe space for a community to retreat to and this hits the sweet spot. It’s official, cats! JADE TEA IS OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR YOUR PATRONAGE 🥳

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’m at the point where if a mysterious portal opened up near me I wouldn’t even hesitate to enter it

[astrid ☯︎ @astridlllll]

@brittneelemon Vans are non slips and I have 2 pairs and they’re the slipperiest shoes I ever wear at work so like?? Confusion, target nondescript shoes are better imo😌🤪

[astrid ☯︎ @astridlllll]

@SoundHavenFest :o

[Sound Haven @SoundHavenFest]

We’re giving away 2 VIP tickets to Sound Haven for a lucky winner. This will be our last ticket giveaway on Twitter 🫡

To enter:
- RT and like this tweet
- Tag the squad you’re bringing below
- Follow @SoundHavenFest

WINNER PICKED ON JULY 12TH!

[Chris(tina) @nosweeterinnoce]

Hozier trying to flirt like

[_ N G _ L A @powpowdao]

We’re so lucky that Electric Forest wasn’t covered in Canadian wildfire smoke like it is right now