Astro Pelz

Nigerian 🇳🇬 || God Fan || Space enthusiast || Nonconformist

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

The multiverse theory has to be in my top 3 scientific hypothesis.

We are all on different timelines.
Every life is like a universe on its own.

The state of every universe is determined by so many variables and unstable factors.

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

https://t.co/RNBx5djYBX

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

“No Steady Power in Four Years, No Second Term” – Tinubu

President Bola Tinubu’s campaign promise in 2022 was clear: “If I do not provide steady electricity in my first four years, do not vote for me for a second term.” Yet, in January 2026 alone, the national grid has already collapsed twice, and the month is not even over. Last year, it collapsed about twelve times. This reality sharply contradicts the promise and should worry every patriotic Nigerian.

At the same time, the President is on another foreign trip, this time to Turkey, a country of about 87 million people—roughly a third of Nigeria’s population. Yet Turkey generates and distributes over 120,000 megawatts of electricity, while Nigeria struggles with less than 5% of that capacity. The contrast is both striking and painful.

Our appeal is simple: stay at home and confront the nation’s problems. At this rate, we may soon hear of trips to Palau or Vanuatu while critical issues remain unattended at home.

And yet, our collective preoccupation seems to be the next election, rather than how to secure good governance. We should be joining hands to demand accountability and responsible leadership, and to save Nigerians from the indignity and suffering caused by persistent bad governance

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I’ve noticed something.

Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala studied at Harvard, ran Nigeria’s Ministry of Finance, now leads the WTO yet when she speaks, she is unapologetically Nigerian.
Same with Chimamanda Adichie. Global mind. Nigerian soul.

But watch some people who left Nigeria 6 months ago suddenly full foreign accent, complete rebrand, identity reset.

Here’s the hard truth nobody tells you:
No matter how much accent you acquire, that society will never fully accept you as one of them.

Authenticity is not a disadvantage.
It’s leverage.

Indians understood this early. They went global without deleting themselves, accent, culture, confidence intact. And today, they dominate boardrooms, tech, medicine, and politics worldwide.

Trying to sound “less Nigerian” doesn’t make you global.
It makes you forgettable.

The world rewards originals, not imitations.

Be excellent. Be global.
But be yourself first.

Nigeria needs to hear this.

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

We don’t come to Jesus to better our life, we come because we have found him better than life.

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

@your_formations Do you offer the international package to Nigerians?

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

"We know who these bandits are, we know where they are, we know what they want. If we are going to negotiations, do it and finish it, if we are going to fight, we fight it to finish. What is the big deal? We know everything, why are we covering?”

- Sen. Garba (Kebbi South)

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

If you listen to this and still think that Bola is in charge then you need help.

[Ikhide R. Ikheloa @ikhide]

🙆🏾‍♀️

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

They said he doesn't sleep until 2am, but he's sleeping on duty, lmao.

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

@TheLusankya Thought about that but I ran out of liquid oxygen

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

Starlink has been down for 15 minutes and I’ve already:
•tried restarting my router 12 times
•prayed in tongues
•and now I’m outside holding the dish with anointing oil

😭😭 Omo, I’m one more buffering wheel away from madness!
#Starlink

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

@Lone_Ranger_TX1 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I did a factory reset on my PC already.. didn’t work.

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

@elonmusk what is the difference between your starlink and NEPA now.

#Starlink

[🦅 @Chopmonie_1]

You'll go far in life.

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

@m_t_steele One answer. https://t.co/1VYn2xd3ZB

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

This is why we waitedthis long for Mbappe!! 🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥#Mbappe #RealMadridGetafe

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

⚽ 38' | 2-0 | ¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL de @KMbappe!!!
#RealMadridGetafe | #FC25

[Astro Pelz @astro_pelz]

Mbappe is back!! What a Goal!

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🏟️ Santiago Bernabéu 🏟️
#RealMadridOsasuna

[Tylan Hart @TylanHart1]

@Kylian Bleaching is not so bad our only chance of winning, next season we are coming,