Hold

I'll just do whatever I want…

[lexi heartmoder @polyculevictim]

in 2019 every Instagram meme account was called "dankest.spankest.memes.v6" and had 300k followers but was private. you had to tell your friends "I am not going to follow this account" they'd be mad as fuck

[Hold @astrogmk]

I share the same birthday as this dude

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

i thought he was atleast 25

[Hold @astrogmk]

@johnnycortes Same

[Hold @astrogmk]

@fczenit_en Cook that fraud Penit

[Hold @astrogmk]

On Google AI pro, Antigravity just stops the task immediately when the quota is reached. Codex on the pro plan lets the task finish before stopping. Yuuuge big fat rift in quality

[Hold @astrogmk]

@Gtafreak25 @0GTAJ Holy larp. The game will run fine on series s. Just like every game Thats been released so far

[spenker @spenkeycel]

if i have to see touchdesigner handtracking slop on my feed one more time im killing everyone one dont even care anymore

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨🎙️ José Mourinho: "You can't award the Ballon d'Or because of the Champions League or the World Cup."

"The Ballon d'Or is someone who, when he retires, we'll miss. We all know who made history this summer."

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ José Mourinho: "You can't award the Ballon d'Or because of the Champions League or the World Cup."

"The Ballon d'Or is someone who, when he retires, we'll miss. We all know who made history this summer."

[Johnny Cortes @johnnycortes]

🚨 Actor David Bradley (Filch from Harry Potter):

“Lionel Messi is my hero. My absolute hero. If I could meet anyone in the world it would be him.”

The most miserable man in Hogwarts was a Messi stan this whole time & nobody told us.

His hero wasn’t Dumbledore.
It was Messi 🐐

[Hold @astrogmk]

Might be age, but I’ve never seen an African company attract the best of the best talent from around the world like Terra.

[Terra Industries @terraindustries]

We're pleased to announce that ex-WHOOP exec and Palantir alum Todd Stiefler has joined Terra Industries as our Director of Commercial.

[Hold @astrogmk]

Everyday I wake up motivated by my hatred for this government.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Google will deduct 5% tax from Kenyan YouTube creators’ AdSense earnings.

Creators must submit their KRA PIN by October 1, 2026.

[If they fail to submit it, their payouts may be paused].

[Fofinho @shooshter]

@lorddrey

[Hold @astrogmk]

Any thoughts from Elon Musk? Will he blame African or Arab migrants for this ?

[King Arthur Fan @brandilwells]

163 missing children were found in Florida.

[Hold @astrogmk]

@lorddrey @elonmusk concerning

[Hold @astrogmk]

What an era this was.

[Mammals @JestemS89403198]

@Pxdressi @UTDTrey We dont have to hide it anymore. Messi has always been better

[Hold @astrogmk]

Once Cherki is in my team he’s never leaving. He’s the new Salah in the sense that he shouldn’t be transferred no matter what.

[juninCEC @junin2ponto0]

Até hj não conheço um jogo que não tenha rodado no series s. A difamação sem lógica contra ele é absurda demais

[Hold @astrogmk]

We need a Chelsea version of these La Liga pages that gas up everything to the max

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Barça are so IMPRESSED with Julian Alvarez’s determination to join the club

Inside the club, some are comparing him to NELSON MANDELA for the way he is handling adversity 😳

@gerardromero

[Azari @praiseazari]

tried kissing my girl but I smelled my hbs meat on her breath