Astro John

Stros before hoes

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@Eddie_Z15 I might be able to reach the 700s if I wasn’t running a Jeff Bagwell captain Astros theme squad full of righties lol

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@Eddie_Z15 Oh trust me, I know 😂

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@gimkit is pulling a GTA 6 with all the delays for Season 2… My students have been dying for the update and get upset every time it gets delayed again lol March 4??

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@LibOrNormal Nah that’s VALID. Based on his haircut I don’t think I would agree with his life choices, but the man who sh** on top of the TP is vile lol

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@MLBNetwork Puma 😎

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@akafaceUS Ok Internet Explorer

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@Mariners Somehow, some way, the Astros still eliminated the Mariners in the postseason from their couches 😂

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@michaelschwab13 I’ve really only been a fan since junior high (2002-ish) so my fav defensive outfielder has been Marisnick. I also enjoyed watching Bourn (sp?) patrol out there.

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@TexasChief1 @uiltexas @ray_zepeda1 @TexasOfficials @SATXSoccer @50_50Pod @Soy_SAF @LethalSoccer He gave them their 2nd goal too when he took the SW goalie out of the game.

[Chief @TexasChief1]

Memo To UIl Sports Director and Texas High School Officials: I hope there is process to critique soccer ⚽️ officials after a State Championship, to see how they can improve there officiating. An official should never thrust themselves into a state championship and changed the trajectory of the game. I hope this official never officiates another game for the sake of our student athletes. Even the novice soccer ⚽️ fans knows this was not a foul!#letsdobetter

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@xcaliber0501 @emmystevenx @MAGAVoice Bro said “tword” 😩

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@StillChamps @michaelschwab13 I prefer this one

Springer CF
Altuve 2B
Alvarez DH
Correa SS
Tucker RF
Bregman 3B
Brantley LF
Diaz C
Walker 1B

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@elonmusk Bro there’s a person collecting SS who was born more than 100 years before the Declaration of Independence was signed 😂😂😂

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

@johnsudolcan what’s up?

[Astro John @astrojohn26]

Slowik really needs to go bro. 2nd half offense has been a** ALL SEASON……..
#TexansVsLions #Texans #SundayNightFootball

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸The future is gonna be so 🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ava- I Love My USA! 🇺🇸 @WEdwarda]

@libsoftiktok Harris economy is so bad, everyone needs two jobs to get by…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trump/Vance MUST win. I can’t handle 4 years of seeing and hearing Kamala/Walz. That would be cruel and unusual punishment!