R2 D2

R2D2, an astromech droid. R2 unit build in progress since 1978 is FINALLY back online: - Latest pics at the bottom.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

I'm my R2's handler since 1978. Please don't doubt my sincerity.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

...And I'm trying to reconnect with the builder's club people like Vardman and Senna, people I actually met and been to their houses. Navigating https://t.co/1zJz1VtM7B isn't exactly user-friendly. It reads like stereo instructions!

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

I finally fixed my build log and hooked up everything but the .mov of the sand drive test. https://t.co/c1DPk7mwoM

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@SWT_Channel That's a great scene! For me it's the scene on Mustifar. Really hard to decide because there's just SO MUCH! George Lucas knew how to tell a story! Sad most people didn't realize this until Disney trashed the rest of the story.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@BenShapiroShow I slow it down to .5 so he sounds like Rush.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

https://t.co/GWIQSYJPRt

[AINews = Adult Industry News @AINews]

Bodyguard for girls that don't want to be hit on... because he can't hit anything.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

I finally got my R2 build documentation back online! (If anyone finds broken links or glitches please let me know!)
https://t.co/c1DPk7mwoM

[Star Wars Timeline (Ben) 🇷🇺🇺🇸 @SWT_Channel]

Say what you want about Prequels...
...but they stacked dope action!

Kenobi vs. Jango Fett is still one of my favorite action scenes in all Star Wars.

Q: What's yours?

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@NeuralDerp I've been dreaming about this! Also I'd like to see one with Uncle Sam and Iran.

[Neural Derp @NeuralDerp]

'Tis But a Scratch - Star Wars | Anakin vs. Obi-Wan Edition

Monty Python👑 x Star Wars✨

[Neural Derp @NeuralDerp]

Happy Revenge of the Fifth!

Pawn Star Wars - Boba Fett Tries to Pawn Han Solo in Carbonite | Part 1

Hope you enjoy the first part of my second rendition of Pawn Star Wars!

[AINews = Adult Industry News @AINews]

I know it's 5/6 ("Revenge of the Sixth" for those of you recovering from Cinco de Mayo) but here's that I wore on May 4th. Interesting point, I've been to the bluff overlooking Death Valley where the shot of Mos Eisley was created from. Also in Death Valley are R2 canyon and the path to Jaba's palace from ANH and RotJ.

[Neural Derp @NeuralDerp]

Y'all wanted an extended version of General Grievous trying to pawn his lightsabers. Your wish is my command!

The results! Hope you all enjoy thoroughly!

💍Pawn Star Wars✨ - General Grievous Pawns his Legendary Lightsaber Collection | Extended Version

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

Those who try and silence good are themselves evil. (With very few exceptions; I'm not a Sith.)

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just described the most sophisticated theft operation in American history.

Not a heist. A system.

Your tax dollars leave Washington.

They enter a non-governmental organization. The government. With different letterhead.

Musk: “Obviously if it’s a government-funded non-governmental organization, it’s just the government.”

They cross a border.

American law stops following them.

They pass through three more entities in three more countries.

They come home.

Different pocket. Clean hands. Perfect crime.

Musk: “The government can send money to an NGO that is then no longer governed by the laws of the United States.”

Now run the math.

Congressional salary. $200,000.

Average net worth of a longtime member of Congress. North of $20 million.

Musk: “There are a lot of strangely wealthy members of Congress. I just can’t connect the dots of how they got $20 million earning $200,000 a year. Nobody can explain that.”

Nobody is supposed to.

This machine ran untouched for decades for one reason. Human limitation.

A forensic team cannot trace ten thousand wire transfers across fifty global jurisdictions at once.

The corruption does not hide in darkness.

It hides in volume.

They built a labyrinth so deliberately complex that the sheer weight of it collapses every investigation before it starts.

Paper buries paper. Bureaucracy absorbs inquiry.

The entire architecture was engineered to exhaust you.

Then artificial intelligence arrived.

AI does not get tired.

It cannot be bought.

It does not lose the thread at wire transfer 4,000.

You give it the entire global ledger. It maps every node, every transfer, every shell entity, every offshore NGO across every jurisdiction. Not in weeks. In hours.

It finds the signal inside the noise.

It flags the pattern.

It traces a dollar from a D.C. appropriation to a Cayman shell to a congressional portfolio in the time it takes a human auditor to find his parking spot.

The labyrinth was built to defeat human eyes.

It is defenseless against a machine that reads the entire maze at once.

This is why the establishment is not just annoyed by DOGE.

They are terrified.

Musk: “We’re going to try to figure it out and stop it.”

He did not arrive in Washington to trim budgets.

He arrived with supercomputing, AI audit systems, and a mandate to map the full financial architecture of the federal government.

For the first time in history, the complexity that protected the corruption is the very thing that will expose it.

Every shell entity is a signature.

Every routing pattern is a fingerprint.

Every congressman who walked in earning $200,000 and walked out worth $20 million is now a variable in an equation that will be solved.

The swamp was never impenetrable.

It was just too big for human hands.

It was never built for this.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@djluongoart @YYZ2YGK @fandompulse I refuse to hate Jar Jar just because others do. He played a part in developing the story.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@fandompulse I had to watch 7 (The Force Awakens?) twice because I didn't want to believe I didn't like it the first time. I remember everyone was very quiet and somber while leaving the theater.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@fandompulse I had to watch 7 (The Force Awakens?) twice because I didn't want to believe I didn't like it the first time. I remember everyone was very quiet and somber while leaving the theater.

[R2 D2 @AstromechR2D2]

@fandompulse I find his "not stray too far from what people loved and expected" comment off base. The storyline switched from about the Skywalkers to a tangent about stuff supposedly going on in the galaxy.