Aaron Sulzer

[Browns Rally Possum @Browns_Possum]

Flacco is doing so well that Andrew Berry and Kevin Stefanski should both be fired during halftime of this game.

#TNFonPrime #PITvsCIN #Browns

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

This happening to the Browns would be best case scenario for our franchise.

https://t.co/dDqOIfQXu7

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

Kevin Stefanski is a bum.

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

PJ Fleck chomping that gum like he’s auditioning for an NIL deal with Orbit.

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

The Cleveland Guardians are proving small-market teams CAN, in fact, compete.

Tom Hamilton points out that over the last 13 years, they've only played 25 games in which they were mathematically eliminated. 🤯

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

“I mean if Jhonkensy Noel is Big Christmas, does that make Tarik Skubal the Grinch?”

(1 second later)

Jhonkensy Noel takes Tarik Skubal to the moon

[Daniel Oyefusi @DanielOyefusi]

From ESPN Research: The Browns held the Bengals to 7 yards in the second half. It's the fewest yds in the second half by a winning team in the last 25 years.

Cleveland outgained Cincinnati, 327-141, and doubled-up on first downs (22-11) in the one-point loss.

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

The Browns having a winning record is rare enough. The Browns, Cavs, and Guardians all winning titles this year - 1 in 1.9 million odds.

Powerball odds - 1 in 292m.
You’re 150x more likely to witness a Cleveland triple crown than win the jackpot. I’ll burn cash on both anyway.

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

@DanieloElliott I honestly thought the cashier just liked me…

Chipotle’s always been about giving back to the little guy. Curious how they landed on those three programs. Can’t imagine it’s a coincidence.

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

In 2011, while wrestling at EMU, I got dinged for accepting 3 free Chipotle bowls. Had to donate the “value” to charity and retake compliance training.
Now they’re handing out burritos like gold medals.

Considering a class action to recoup my time, dignity and guac. #BurritoGate

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Chipotle is giving every scholarship & walk-on student athlete at Florida, Georgia & Ohio State a customized card granting them free Chipotle for the duration of their respective athletic seasons. Hopefully they don’t skimp on the rice & guacamole

[Movie QOTD @Movie_QOTD]

🏇Happy Derby Day! 🏇

"You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too."

Guess the movie quote:
#movietrivia #filmquotes #KentuckyDerby
https://t.co/6KTmkrNnCk

[Movie QOTD @Movie_QOTD]

"Simmons is old! He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife!"

Guess the #movie #quote here:
https://t.co/wLXZK7RtXE

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

The SEC is getting cooked right now 😂

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

Fire Andrew Berry yesterday. What an embarrassment of a franchise.

[MLB @MLB]

Play No. 8 of 2024: David Fry walks it off for the @CleGuardians in Game 3 of the ALCS! 🍟

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

Andrew Berry telling Kevin Stefanski he can’t start Jameis Winston over Watson today because Jameis is inactive.

https://t.co/LA5W1cILfQ

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

Chubb +1,000,000 yards is -100 on DraftKings.

[CLEology @_CLEology]

"Rise" 🦇🟠🟤 #DawgPound

[Guardians of The Land @OurCLEGuardians]

"How many times have you watched the Noel and Fry HR videos?"

[Rob Giermann @TheReal_RGI]

Sandy Alomar
Einar Diaz
Victor Martinez
Lou Marson
Berto Perez

CAN ANY OF THESE GUYS STILL CATCH?!?!?!

[Aaron Sulzer @asulzer157]

This didn’t age well.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Detroit Tigers lured Guardians into their game of 'chaos' baseball. This series is over https://t.co/eTzaNZoSjM