Adam Vossen

NYC. Let’s order fries for the table.

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

@MurrayHillGuy1 All of Brooklyn only getting 4 bars is crazy work

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

Terrence O'Connot master class on the subtle not-subtle thirst trap when

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

@regeneratedg1rl That man cannot write anything. He can barely speak.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[erëza @erezaaahh]

why is everyone’s goal to get married and have kids like guys don’t you wanna go to Brazil first?😟😟

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[Shay.. @roshaycherice]

Maybe shopping is addicted to me y'all ever think of that?

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

“Can I just say -“

[fawn @fawnncel]

the drunk texts are charging up in our bodies right now

[chase @cfree94]

DO SOMETHING @FBI @KamalaHarris @ChappellRoan

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Letterboxd is brilliant because what over-educated under-fulfilled people actually want is imaginary homework to do

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

I often seek this song out specifically for this ( get drunk and twirl)

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

The only appropriate reaction to hearing Doctor’s Orders

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

Wait do people not like this ?

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Shane’s dad at the cottage:

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

@rkktweets Which subway line ?

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

@trader_tony_ Willing to learn

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

I think Halloweentown High passes the Bechdel test.

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

Two A24 hats in the boarding line for the flight to Tulum.

[patrick @pattyrickk]

lest we forget LIFE is about GIGGLING!!!!!!!

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

@joshuapatrickg WWD continues to …do that

[Adam Vossen @asvossen]

Me watching French gay guys do poppers with their friends at the club last night