Alex

just stacked paper to the ceiling, about to ride on 24 in chrome

[Alex @aswizzin]

If there was an award for downplaying your own accomplishments I probably wouldn’t even make top 10

[Alex @aswizzin]

@antineocon911 @paleonormie Don’t let the truth stop you from spreading misinformation

[Alex @aswizzin]

Maybe with the exception of housing, if any one of your expenses takes up more than like 20% of your take home pay, you can’t afford it. Sorry

[Sam ⚔️ Financial Samurai @financialsamura]

So you think earning $408,000 a year is a lot of money?

After working 50+ hours a week, being stressed out of your mind, and barely seeing your kids, it might not be the dream income you imagined.

Look how quickly the money goes. $1/month left over.

What would you cut?

[Alex @aswizzin]

Sexting in the iMessage game chat

[Alex @aswizzin]

Guy who pronounces biopic like biopsy

[Alex @aswizzin]

I’m racing like a pissed horse

[Alex @aswizzin]

@flashyguy_ @ReelRebel_ Space racer $1,001

[Alex @aswizzin]

They just fired me

[hunter @3gpmh]

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

[Alex @aswizzin]

Safe to say Collin has never spent any time in Seattle

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Seattle Storm WNBA player Natisha Hiedeman says she "didn't know what was going on" when she saw a mountain (Mount Rainier) from her balcony.

Mount Rainier is 14,410 feet high and is visible from Seattle.

"I was just sitting on my balcony and I sat on my balcony like mad times. I had never seen it, so I didn't know like what was going on."

Hiedeman joined the team about a week ago but says she never realized there was a mountain despite spending "mad times" on her balcony.

Lmao.

[Alex @aswizzin]

@jakozloski Assuming all these are are independant and not actually highly correlated is retarded

[Alex @aswizzin]

Delayed gratification means skipping McDonald’s and driving another 10 min to Panda Express

[Alex @aswizzin]

@bruce_barrett Artemis iI literally traveled 10,000x farther than New Shepard

[Alex @aswizzin]

@ExistentialEnso Yeah because the Waymos are not where the animals are

[Alex @aswizzin]

@ViralVideos It really should not be difficult for someone to FOIA the estimates and write a report on the supposed fraud in the estimate. Maybe a ~$250k? The political value of calling dems out in such a clear and unarguable way should be more than worth it, so why hasn’t it been done?

[oluwatise @maintishe]

men that love titties are usually better lovers, very sweet and kind hearted lover boys. men that love ass are usually lustful, disrespectful, sexual deviants. yes I’m biased and yes this my sociological observation. no I don’t make the rules.

[Alex @aswizzin]

Guy who thinks it pigeon’s hole not pigeon holed

[Alex @aswizzin]

Peristalsis bro

[Keith @gnukeith]

Stupid question, is there gravity inside the body because like how are they able to swallow stuff?

[Alex @aswizzin]

@FidelCacheFlow lol I’m not worried about myself, but if you’re trying to say that the economy isn’t bad because some people make some money, your argument is weak as shit

[Alex @aswizzin]

Everyone on this app says they’re a free thinker but I’d like to talk to a paid thinker for once

[Alex @aswizzin]

My phone so dry I be throwing my AirPods out the car window just to get that device lost notification

[odB @yrnodb]

having 0 hoes is peaceful till you’re up at 3am and the last text you got from anyone was 7hrs ago.