Asya Paloni

Chief Product Officer @ Welltory

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@AffluentMist Ew, absolutely not. You dodged a bullet.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

i'm convinced burnout has nothing to do with 'working too hard' and everything to do with betraying yourself for an extended period of time

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@dieworkwear derek they are so annoying

[sophia dew @sophiadew]

told my european friend i was a techno optimist and he responded that he prefers house music

[Harvey Jeni @GappyTales]

I honestly don't understand why men think we're so devastated. I've been young and good looking. I've had my share of male attention. At the risk of sounding crude, all being fuckable gets you is fucked. There wasn't any power in it, and not enough pleasure either.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

imagine being a fitness guy for the last ten years, tracking macros and strength training so you live longer, only for AI to end all of humanity in 2030

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

All Our Top Scientists: we’re constructing a superintelligence that we believe will kill us all, but we can’t stop because someone else might build it first
The President: let it henceforth be known as Chipotle American Grill

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

If y’all do socialism workout discourse again I swear to fucking god

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@StefanMolyneux Eh they’ll have to get over it

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@BatmanMaxifn I’m sure it will be fine

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@SlavaMalamud @AnaKasparian What an idiot

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@AnaKasparian Russia can stop the bombing of their refineries instantly by withdrawing from Ukraine, Ana

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

lmao

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@dejixice Thank you 👏👏

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@cuntyybarbie Thank you 👏

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@EggerDC Womaning on Twitter is hilarious

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@trentpd @MsKyliePowers Calm down Trent

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@NataliaAntonova You know what it’s fine, we’re sluts, totally not worth the time!

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

[Asya Paloni @asyapaloni]

@MT_6226 Thank you 👏👏👏