Tukang Tekel

Jangan cari yang ga ada ❌ YNWA !!

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

79' Origi scores, Liverpool now ahead on aggregate
🔵🔴 #LFCBarça (4-0, agg 4-3)

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Longest night of my life. Thank you for everything once again!

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Tukang Tekel @asyopit]

@AbuZeenah_ Anelkaa

[Tukang Tekel @asyopit]

@devartra Dan mayoritas penghuni neraka ialah perempuan krna ucapannya

[Fiersa Besari @FiersaBesari]

Negara dirusak secara sistematis, dan kita cuma bisa menonton

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Man United fans: "You have only won 2 Premier Leagues."

Liverpool fans: "We have won 20 league titles. A name change doesn't change that fact."

United fans: "You only won 2 and are barely better than Leicester. Just a small club in reality."

Liverpool fans: "United haven't even won the Premier League yet."

United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times."

Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. No team has won 13 Premier League titles."

United fans: "What are you on about? We have won the Premier League 13 times."

Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. You haven't even won 1 Premier League title. You haven't even been in a title race for a Premier League title!"

United fan: "Yes we have. Prove we haven't."

Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven't won the league since before that, so you haven't won the Premier League and you aren't even on par with Leicester."

92-93: FA Premier League 93-01: FA Carling Premiership 01-04: FA Barclaycard Premiership 04-07: FA Barclays Premier League 07-16: Barclays Premier League 16-?: Premier League

United fan: "But, but that doesn't count. It's still the same league."

Liverpool fan: "I know. It's always been the same league. We've tried telling you this but you're too thick to get it!"

[Hanif | AI For Productivity @hanifproduktif]

Ga perlu BAYAR APPLE buat nambah storage iCloud.

Ga perlu BAYAR APPLE buat nambah storage iCloud.

Ga perlu BAYAR APPLE buat nambah storage iCloud.

Gue beresin dalam 10 menit. Free 12 GB tanpa keluar duit.

Gini caranya:

[Dedy Ong @MrOngDedy]

Cara hapus data kita dari getcontact.

Jadi saat ada yang cari nomor kita di getcontact, nama kita gak ditemukan.

Caranya:
1. Masuk ke website https://t.co/iEKpjQTRrs (dari browser PC/Laptop)
2. Pilih Android/iOS
3. Scan QRCode pakai kamera HP untuk kirim kode verifikasi via WA
4. Set visibility ke OFF dan pilih "Permanently Delete My Getcontact Data".

Selesai.

Lakukan secara berkala agar tidak ada data yang tampil.

[Hanif | AI For Productivity @hanifproduktif]

iPhone lo dicopet sekarang. Maling matiin HP lo. Find My nunjukin "Offline."

Data lo, foto lo, mobile banking lo, semuanya di tangan dia.

Tapi kalau lo udah setup 3 hal ini sebelumnya, maling itu cuma pegang lempengan logam seharga 15 juta yang ga bisa diapa2in.

[⥁🇪🇬🇪🇸🇦🇺 @LFC_ERYAN]

Mo Salah - Doubted Delivered Crowned.

[Betakopites @BetaKopites]

Sedih banget. 😭🥺

[United Focus Indonesia @utdfocusid]

Hate him on matchday. Respect him every other day.

9 years of ruining our late nights and early mornings, yet here we are. Gue benci dia sekeras gue tau satu hal: Premier League nggak akan lihat talenta yang kayak dia lagi.

Farewell, Mo. Hate to admit it, but what a legend you are. 👑

#utdfocusid

[The Reds Indonesia @The_RedsIndo]

End of an era🥹🥹🥹

[Dr Honey choudhary 🩺 @Doctors__squad]

Blood Donation Guide

[Survival Instinct @SurvivalInstint]

Human Pain points

[The Reds Indonesia @The_RedsIndo]

Ganti pelatih di saat momentum lagi naik-naiknya setelah menang lawan Arab. Diganti sama pelatih yang rekam jejaknya tidak lebih baik.

Hasilnya? Fondasi yang dibangun 4 tahun runtuh seketika. Diwariskan ke pelatih yang gabisa apa-apa.

B.E.D.A? Bukan, ini T.O.L.O.L @erickthohir

[Immanuel Ebenezer @wamennoel98]

BERSAMA KEPALA BADAN BP2MI MENANDATANGI PAKTA INTEGRITAS HUKUMAN MAT,I JIKA PEJABAT NEGARA MELAKUKAN KORUPSI, BENNYVRAMDANI SOSOK PEJABAT DI PEMERINTAHAN JOKOWI YG MEMILIKI KOMITMEN PERANG MELAWAN KORUPSI DAN HTI

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Rest in peace, Diogo and André.